Disclaimer- I may not own yu-gi-oh but I do own a kick-ass packet of
marshmallows!
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Lava- *opens her packet of marshmallows* So. do any of you know what this fan fiction is about?
*Everyone shrugs*
Lava- Well neither do I! *Eats a marshmallow* What do you want it to be about?
Tea- FRIENDSHIP!
Everyone- Shut up!
*Tea sits in a corner*
Joey- Can it be a crossover?
Lava- Whatever!
--------------------------------------------------------------------- ---The Kaiba's mansion---
Seto- I curse the day I met Yugi Moto!
Mokuba- Seto, it was dramatic the first time you said it, but after the first 50 times..
Seto- I need to come up with some sort of plan to destroy him, or at least get him off my back for a while.
Mokuba- You've been repeating this for the past hour and a half...when can I leave? I'm hungry and I need to use the boy's room!
Seto- I need to come up with some sort of plan to destroy him, or at least get him off my back for a while. I know! No that won't work. wait! Nope. That's it! No that's crap.
*Mokuba sneaks away*
---The card shop---
*Everyone's bored and nobody knows what to do*
Joey- You know, if you eat an egg while you stand on elephant upside down, you get pink hair.
Tea- That's nice Joey.
Tristen- I don't believe we don't have anything to do! We're in a game shop! Let's play pokemon cards!
*Joey runs over to him and starts to punch Tristen*
Joey- Who are you and what have you done with my buddy Tristen?
Tristen- Joey! It's me!
Joey- Oh. *He starts to punch him again*
*Grampa comes out from the back room*
Grampa- Why don't you youngens go get some exercise?
Yugi- Exercise is so yesterday.
Yami- Yeah, how could you think of such a stupid idea?
Grampa- So what's 'in' now?
Yugi- Complaining that you're bored.
*Grampa mutters something about not being able to keep up with the fashions and goes into the back room again*
Tea- Let the ties of friendship guide us to think of something fun!
Joey- I know! Lets beat all the friendship crap out of Tea!
Tea- I um, just remembered I have to go to. *She looks around thinking* eat cheese! *She runs out of the card shop*
---Back at the Kaiba Mansion---
*Mokuba comes back in Seto's getting-rid-of-Yugi room (yes he has a room for it!) to find his brother sitting on the floor rocking back and forth. The lights are all off*
Seto- A, B, C, D, E, F, G.. *He looks crazily at Mokuba*
Mokuba- Not again. I'll go get the wooden mallet.
*A couple of minutes later Seto's sitting back in his chair scheming about how to dispose of Yugi again. He has a large bruise on his head*
Seto- I've got it! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mokuba- I'd better go get the wooden mallet again.
Seto- Eeek!
--- The card shop---
Yugi- Now that we've beaten up Tea, what should we do?
*The lights go out, which isn't very affective since it's day time. You hear a smash of glass and lots of evil manic laughing. The lights go back on*
Joey- What was that?
*Tristen shrugs*
Tristen- Look Yugi? Something's on the floor!
*Yugi picks up a weird metal stick with a light bulb in the end*
Joey- What is it? It must be one of those weird alien things!
Yugi- Joey, it's a flash light..
Joey- A fllasspp lliitte?
Yami- That's right Joey, a flash light *He looks sympathetically at Joey*
Joey- What does it do?
Tristen- It lets out a beam of light.
Joey- Wow! Let me have a go! *He grabs it and clicks the switch.*
~~~~~~~~~BANG!~~~~~~~~CRASH!~~~~~~~~~~ HAROOO!!~~~~~~~~~~BANANA!!!~~~~~~~~~~~
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Lava- What where all those weird noises?
Tristen- Will we ever find something good to do?
Seto- What is my evil plot?
Mokuba- Will I ever stop hitting Seto with a wooden mallet?
Tea- Will I ever come back and tie the knot of friendship again?
*Everyone attacks Tea*
Lava- *She claps her hands together* I guess not!
Yami- Will I get a bigger part? *He nods suggestively*
Lava- Keep reading to find out! Oh yeah and if you don't review I won't continue! *She continues to eat her marshmallows* See you soon!
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Lava- *opens her packet of marshmallows* So. do any of you know what this fan fiction is about?
*Everyone shrugs*
Lava- Well neither do I! *Eats a marshmallow* What do you want it to be about?
Tea- FRIENDSHIP!
Everyone- Shut up!
*Tea sits in a corner*
Joey- Can it be a crossover?
Lava- Whatever!
--------------------------------------------------------------------- ---The Kaiba's mansion---
Seto- I curse the day I met Yugi Moto!
Mokuba- Seto, it was dramatic the first time you said it, but after the first 50 times..
Seto- I need to come up with some sort of plan to destroy him, or at least get him off my back for a while.
Mokuba- You've been repeating this for the past hour and a half...when can I leave? I'm hungry and I need to use the boy's room!
Seto- I need to come up with some sort of plan to destroy him, or at least get him off my back for a while. I know! No that won't work. wait! Nope. That's it! No that's crap.
*Mokuba sneaks away*
---The card shop---
*Everyone's bored and nobody knows what to do*
Joey- You know, if you eat an egg while you stand on elephant upside down, you get pink hair.
Tea- That's nice Joey.
Tristen- I don't believe we don't have anything to do! We're in a game shop! Let's play pokemon cards!
*Joey runs over to him and starts to punch Tristen*
Joey- Who are you and what have you done with my buddy Tristen?
Tristen- Joey! It's me!
Joey- Oh. *He starts to punch him again*
*Grampa comes out from the back room*
Grampa- Why don't you youngens go get some exercise?
Yugi- Exercise is so yesterday.
Yami- Yeah, how could you think of such a stupid idea?
Grampa- So what's 'in' now?
Yugi- Complaining that you're bored.
*Grampa mutters something about not being able to keep up with the fashions and goes into the back room again*
Tea- Let the ties of friendship guide us to think of something fun!
Joey- I know! Lets beat all the friendship crap out of Tea!
Tea- I um, just remembered I have to go to. *She looks around thinking* eat cheese! *She runs out of the card shop*
---Back at the Kaiba Mansion---
*Mokuba comes back in Seto's getting-rid-of-Yugi room (yes he has a room for it!) to find his brother sitting on the floor rocking back and forth. The lights are all off*
Seto- A, B, C, D, E, F, G.. *He looks crazily at Mokuba*
Mokuba- Not again. I'll go get the wooden mallet.
*A couple of minutes later Seto's sitting back in his chair scheming about how to dispose of Yugi again. He has a large bruise on his head*
Seto- I've got it! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mokuba- I'd better go get the wooden mallet again.
Seto- Eeek!
--- The card shop---
Yugi- Now that we've beaten up Tea, what should we do?
*The lights go out, which isn't very affective since it's day time. You hear a smash of glass and lots of evil manic laughing. The lights go back on*
Joey- What was that?
*Tristen shrugs*
Tristen- Look Yugi? Something's on the floor!
*Yugi picks up a weird metal stick with a light bulb in the end*
Joey- What is it? It must be one of those weird alien things!
Yugi- Joey, it's a flash light..
Joey- A fllasspp lliitte?
Yami- That's right Joey, a flash light *He looks sympathetically at Joey*
Joey- What does it do?
Tristen- It lets out a beam of light.
Joey- Wow! Let me have a go! *He grabs it and clicks the switch.*
~~~~~~~~~BANG!~~~~~~~~CRASH!~~~~~~~~~~ HAROOO!!~~~~~~~~~~BANANA!!!~~~~~~~~~~~
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Lava- What where all those weird noises?
Tristen- Will we ever find something good to do?
Seto- What is my evil plot?
Mokuba- Will I ever stop hitting Seto with a wooden mallet?
Tea- Will I ever come back and tie the knot of friendship again?
*Everyone attacks Tea*
Lava- *She claps her hands together* I guess not!
Yami- Will I get a bigger part? *He nods suggestively*
Lava- Keep reading to find out! Oh yeah and if you don't review I won't continue! *She continues to eat her marshmallows* See you soon!