Author note: The greatest love story ever told.
Ive always been self conscious about the way I look. That's why I like the fish, so beautiful and majestic, especially sharks - the kings of the sea.
Choji watched them, entranced by their beauty, the way their fins moved, their quivering gills.
"So beautiful" He uttered, fully submerged by all their colors, so vibrant so-so-
"My mother was a shark," Kisame said gloomily.
Choji gasped "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AREN'T YOU IN THE AKATSUKI" Choji's voice was lined with fear.
"I couldn't go through with it anymore, Itachi was so mean about the way I looked" His voice was still gloomy, scared even, like a child crying in the playground.
"You-you feel self-conscious tu-too " For the first time Choji wasn't scared by the big blue man, his mind travelled to what else would be big and blue and a blush rose to his face. For the first time ever, he felt understood.
"You knoe Ive always wanted to touch them, be near to them"
Kisame turned, his face inquisitive " Near what?"
" The sharks of course" He looked down, Kisame was wearing tight leather pants and leather shoes, he looked closer a bulge was growing in the blue mans pants. He must be sensitve Choji thought wryly.
"I can show you" Suddenly Choji felt a bulge of his own. Kisame obviously saw it, for he smiled taking Chojis hand, jumping and lifting him to the top of the Aquarium.
"Uhum, before we go in, you might wanna take your top off" Choioji stared " Sharks are attracked to sweaty materials" And with his eyes glowing, Kismae undid the leather of Chojis pants…with his teeth. A second later, he removed his own. They where naked in the water.
"Ow, something's rubbing against me. Is that your fin?"
"That's not my fin…"
Choji blushed. "Well, I suppose that's okay."
"Do you want to see what it can do?" Kisame asked.
"Fish sticks always were my favourite." Choji replied, swimming closer.
Kisames member quivered invitingly. It was very long and gerthy, Choji wasn't sure he'd beable to take it. Power was just radiating from it.
"Stay very-very still." Choji gulped "Oh. And one more thing, don't forget to hold your breath." With that Kisame entered him, the sheer vibrations of his long throbbing cock made Choji scream as he was pulled under water.
"Oh you like that huh" Kisame thrust in him again.
This is just like a dream…a wet dream, Choji thought, another long moan escaping his lips as Kisame pumped inside of him, a grunt elicited from his own mouth.
And all whilst this happened, 7 sharks watched in a amazement…well apart from one, that was busy stealing the sweaty clothes from the side of the tank.
(oh and Sasuke killed Sakura and fucked Naruto, gentle - then hard - then gentle again, and nobody was sad. Especially not the sharks)