Zootopia vs Food

by ZimmyCakes

Zootopia is a utopian society where predator and prey live together in harmony. But, with predator no longer hunting prey, what exactly does everybody eat? Going off of Kids vs Food and Adults vs Food, watch as some of our favorite Zootopians try weird and strange foods to figure out just exactly what they like, and what they don't like.

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Zootopia vs Cow Tongue

Host: "Hi everybody."

Zootopians: "Hello."

Host: "My name is Christine, and I'll be your host for this show."

Nick: "OK, so we are on a show."

Judy: "What kind of show is this, anyway?"

Gazelle: "Yeah, and what kind of creature are you? Never seen an animal like you before."

Christine: "That's because I'm not an animal. I am a human from the human world. As for the show, this is actually a reacting show I am doing, playing at the same time as Invader Zim Reacts."

The animals look at each other, confused but, reassured.

Nick: "So, this is a reaction show?"

Christine: "Yes, you will be reacting to different foods, each episode, so that we can see what you like, and what you don't like."

Benjamin: "Oh, so we're reacting to food?"

Christine: "Yes, Officer Clawhauser. You all will be. And, as a matter of fact. Here is your first dish."

Christine puts a silver platter in front of everyone and lifts the lid, uncovering the raw cow tongue.

Bonnie: "Oh my goodness! What is that?!"

Benjamin: *Screams*

Fru Fru: "EW!"

Judy: "OK, that's lovely."

Gazelle: *Hooves over her eyes* "I can't even look at it, it's so gross. What is that?"

Nick: "It looks like something I would eat, actually." *Laughs nervously*

Stu: "Is it still alive?"

Bonnie: "It better not be alive!"

Christine: "Anybody think they know what it is?"

Finnick: "Is it like a pig liver?"

Gazelle: "A worm or something?"

Fru Fru: "Is it a dog?!"

Nick: "It looks like the tail of a platypus."

Finnick: *Points to the grey spots* "This part right here kinda looks like bacon. Cut that up and you got bacon."

Judy: "The top kinda looks like a tongue."

Finnick: "Now you get to look at it! Look at it Christine!"

Stu: *Pokes it*

Bonnie: "EW! Stu, you touched it!"

Stu: *Continues poking*

Bonnie: "STOP POKING IT!"

Christine: "Anybody wanna say what it smells like?"

Fru Fru: "It smells awful!"

Nick: "It smells like halibut."

Judy: "It smells like a dumpster."

Gazelle: "It smells like death."

Benjamin: "Just by the look of it, I would not want to eat it."

Bonnie: "Oh my goodness! We don't have to eat it, right?"

Christine: "Unfortunately, Mrs. Hopps, yes, you do."

Bonnie: "Oh no, I am definitely not eating it!"

Finnick: "Do you want me to die?!"

Christine: *Rolls eyes with a smile* "Well, it's time to eat it."

Fru Fru: "No, I don't wanna eat it!"

Christine smiles as she takes the platter away, and replaces it with a small cup of cooked cow tongue, cut up into pieces, in front of everybody.

Finnick: "Are you sure I can eat this?"

Bonnie and Stu: *Stares at their portion*

Judy: "It looks different when it's cooked."

Benjamin: *Picks up his fork, bringing up a bit of his share, and sniffs it.* "Hmm."

Gazelle: "It smells good."

Christine: "OK, everybody take a bite."

Everybody picks up their fork and gets some. Nick goes first.

Nick: *Puts some of the cow tongue in his mouth and chews*

Finnick: *Watches Nick chew quietly before he puts his into his mouth, chewing slightly.* "It tastes like pork."

Fru Fru: *Tries some of her own portion* "It's beef."

Bonnie and Stu: *Puts a bit of their own portions in their mouths at the same time*

Bonnie: "It's actually not that bad."

Stu: "Yeah, it tastes like beef."

Fru Fru: "It's very very greasy."

Nick: "It needs a bit more salt." *Chuckles*

Judy: *Just finishing her bite* "It doesn't taste like what it smelled like."

Finnick: *Finishing his whole portion* "Just go on about what you're doing. I'm just gonna finish this." *Finally eats the rest* "It tastes better than what it looks."

Christine: "OK, you guys ready to find out exactly what you just ate?"

Nick: "I think we all have been waiting, Christine."

Christine: *Chuckles* "You just ate cow tongue."

Fru Fru: *Gasp* "EEEEWWWW!"

Nick: *Shocked* "Is that, like a term?"

Benjamin: "So, I'm eating a tongue?!"

Finnick: "Wait! Does that look like our tongues?!"

Gazelle: "That's like kissing a cow. I don't like kissing cows."

Bonnie: "That's the weirdest thing I've ever eaten."

Stu: "Yeah. It is. "

Fru Fru: "Why would you give me cow tongue?! Why would you give us PREY cow tongue?!"

Christine: "This is only for observation, Fru Fru. I need to see if you Zootopians taste buds are anything the same as a human's taste buds, considering the predator don't eat prey anymore, and you basically ARE humane."

Nick: "It still tastes good. I mean, that's all that matters, right?"

Christine: "Alright, now, the ultimate question. Yes or no, do any of you recommend other Zootopians to try this dish?"

Fru Fru: "No!"

Gazelle: *Shakes head*

Benjamin: "Yeah."

Finnick: "Yeah, yeah."

Stu: "I would recommend it."

Bonnie: "I would recommend it."

Nick: "It's part of a cow. I mean, sure, it may consider as cannibalism in our world, but… at least it's good."

Judy: "Yes, if they add more seasoning."

Christine: "Alright, it looks like we're all out of time. Anything you guys want to say to our viewers?"

Finnick: "Hope you guys enjoyed this first episode of Zootopia vs Food."

Judy: "If there's any other type of food you'd like to see us take on, leave it in the review box below."

Nick: "I don't know about you guys, but I sure am enjoying this beef tongue." *Takes another bite while laughing*

Everybody: "BYE!"