(This is just me being lazy but also forcing myself to write out a scene that I've had in my head for a while. Nothing about this is even mildly good or entertaining but I had this one line in my head for awhile. I own nothing and God bless you all.)
"What are you eating, Devit- Hii?!"
"Wha-! Jasdero?! Where the hell have you been all day?!"
"Are those hamburgers- Hii?"
"You don't get any!"
"What- Hii? Why- Hii? Six hamburgers, Devit. You'll get fat- Hii!"
"And you'll starve to death if you don't tell me where you've been all day!"
"Hehe, oh well you see-"
"And don't call Me fat or I'll really shoot you this time."
"You always say that- Hii! Angry Devit, angry Devit- Hii~!"
"You know what! It doesn't matter! I don't even care!"
"Devit….?"
"Don't. Talk. To. Me."
"Devit was crying- Hii?"
"Wha-! No!"
"Eyes are red and puffy- Hii!"
"B-B-But how?! I put on so much concealer, I-!"
"Hehehe…."
"Wh-What?"
"I Was right- Hii! Sad Devit sad Devit- Hii!"
"Ah, shut up! What's it to you, anyway?"
"Was it because Jasdero came back- Hii?"
"...What?"
"Are you sad because Jasdero came back?"
"What? No! Why would you even think that?"
"Jasdero left to play at park so that Devit wouldn't get stressed- Hii!"
"Wait, so you left all day…. To stay out of my way?"
"Jasdero always ruins things when Devit has a part time job- Hii! Bad Jasdero, bad Jasdero- Hii!"
"No don't. Not more than usual, anyways."
"Who made Devit cry- Hii?"
"N-Nobody, I wasn't crying!"
"Who should I kill- Hii?"
"No! No killing anyone, Jasdero! I-I was just……"
"Killing…. Killing…. Kill?"
"I-I was just fire- Um, I mean, I quit! I quit my job! Yeah, that's right! Hehehehe….."
"Quit?"
"Y-Yeh, of course! I-I was too good for McDonald's, anyway!"
"If Devit quit…. Then why was Devit crying- Hii?"
"W-Well that's…. Um…. That's because I was….. Um…. So happy to….. Be free of McDonald's….?"
"... That makes sense, right?"
"...Yeah, McDonald's is bad- Hii!"
" I know right?"
"Bad, bad, bad- Hii!"
"I mean, who the hell gets all up in arms over some eye makeup and some cuss words? I think it was my responsibility to punch that guy!"
"Punch, punch, punch- Hii!"
"And what was with that one lady? What, she gets to yell at her kids likes she's gonna kill them, but when I do it, it's a crime?!"
"Yell, yell, yell- Hii!"
"Honestly, Jasdero, there is so little acceptance for me in the world…."
"But… The world has a reputation of not accepting the best things when they come…."
"... What-?"
"What?"
"Your still not getting any hamburgers."
"Hii?!"
"You don't just get to leave to house without my permission. It's quite simple and I've told you a thousand times!"
"So many, so many hamburgers- Hii!"
"Yep! Haha! And they're all mine!"
"Hii?!?"
