(This is just me being lazy but also forcing myself to write out a scene that I've had in my head for a while. Nothing about this is even mildly good or entertaining but I had this one line in my head for awhile. I own nothing and God bless you all.)

"What are you eating, Devit- Hii?!"

"Wha-! Jasdero?! Where the hell have you been all day?!"

"Are those hamburgers- Hii?"

"You don't get any!"

"What- Hii? Why- Hii? Six hamburgers, Devit. You'll get fat- Hii!"

"And you'll starve to death if you don't tell me where you've been all day!"

"Hehe, oh well you see-"

"And don't call Me fat or I'll really shoot you this time."

"You always say that- Hii! Angry Devit, angry Devit- Hii~!"

"You know what! It doesn't matter! I don't even care!"

"Devit….?"

"Don't. Talk. To. Me."

"Devit was crying- Hii?"

"Wha-! No!"

"Eyes are red and puffy- Hii!"

"B-B-But how?! I put on so much concealer, I-!"

"Hehehe…."

"Wh-What?"

"I Was right- Hii! Sad Devit sad Devit- Hii!"

"Ah, shut up! What's it to you, anyway?"

"Was it because Jasdero came back- Hii?"

"...What?"

"Are you sad because Jasdero came back?"

"What? No! Why would you even think that?"

"Jasdero left to play at park so that Devit wouldn't get stressed- Hii!"

"Wait, so you left all day…. To stay out of my way?"

"Jasdero always ruins things when Devit has a part time job- Hii! Bad Jasdero, bad Jasdero- Hii!"

"No don't. Not more than usual, anyways."

"Who made Devit cry- Hii?"

"N-Nobody, I wasn't crying!"

"Who should I kill- Hii?"

"No! No killing anyone, Jasdero! I-I was just……"

"Killing…. Killing…. Kill?"

"I-I was just fire- Um, I mean, I quit! I quit my job! Yeah, that's right! Hehehehe….."

"Quit?"

"Y-Yeh, of course! I-I was too good for McDonald's, anyway!"

"If Devit quit…. Then why was Devit crying- Hii?"

"W-Well that's…. Um…. That's because I was….. Um…. So happy to….. Be free of McDonald's….?"

"... That makes sense, right?"

"...Yeah, McDonald's is bad- Hii!"

" I know right?"

"Bad, bad, bad- Hii!"

"I mean, who the hell gets all up in arms over some eye makeup and some cuss words? I think it was my responsibility to punch that guy!"

"Punch, punch, punch- Hii!"

"And what was with that one lady? What, she gets to yell at her kids likes she's gonna kill them, but when I do it, it's a crime?!"

"Yell, yell, yell- Hii!"

"Honestly, Jasdero, there is so little acceptance for me in the world…."

"But… The world has a reputation of not accepting the best things when they come…."

"... What-?"

"What?"

"Your still not getting any hamburgers."

"Hii?!"

"You don't just get to leave to house without my permission. It's quite simple and I've told you a thousand times!"

"So many, so many hamburgers- Hii!"

"Yep! Haha! And they're all mine!"

"Hii?!?"