Ok so I am going to do my first one-shot, so give me praise. This is a Fruits Basket fanfic, and It may be a bit dirty... *cracks knuckles* Ok lets get started.
Kyo, Yuki, Tohru,Shigure and The rest of the Sohmas sit next to the computer. Tohru opens the internet browser and types in ' ". Kyo tells her her to click on the M rated filter, thinking i could not be that bad...could it? She does as she is told, and clicks on the M rated filter. Random fanfictions pop up and Shigure tells her to click on one with her and him. Tohru nods and clicks. The group read the first paragraph, and Tohru looks at the rest of the fanfic wide eyed, along with the rest of the group. 'That sounds painful' Tohru says with her voice shakeing. 'How could you do that to the princess Shigure! You are to only do that to me!' Ayame cries. Yuki looks as though he is about to cry and Kyo does a face palm. Kagura stares at Shigure and Ayame kissing. Kisa and Hiro walk into the other room, knowing that what was happening was dirty. Ren just cowards at the dirty thoughts of Shigure and Torhu doing... things. The group exits out of that chapter and click on one with Yuki and Kyo. Kyo and Yuki look at the extreamly dirty lemon yaoi of them. 'I did what to that stupid cat?!' Yuki yells. 'I am still a virgin you damn rat! How could you do... oh god why...that sounds extreamly painful' Kyo yells back. Kagura starts to hit Kyo. 'How could you do that? DONTYOULOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEMEEEEEE?!' Kagura cries. Ayame and Shigure start laughing and Tohru clicks out of that chapter. Ayame clicks on one with Kyo and Tohru. Tohru and Kyo's eyes look as though they are going to pop out of their heads. 'Do you really want do do naughty things to me Kyo? Tohru asks. 'um well um uhhhh yea no yes argggggggg! I DONT FUDGIN KNOW!' Kyo yells. Kagura yells ' YOU MCFUCKED UP BIG TIME KYO!' Kagura screams. She beats up Kyo. Shigure calms them down and he clicks the internet browswer. Shigure types in 'Ayame and Shigure' Photos pop up and The teens cry. 'I am blined for life! You dirty ass!' Kyo yells. 'OH GOD WHY?' Tohru asks. Yuki looks as though he is going to pass out. 'Look now what you have done Shigure, you scared the children.' Ayame says. 'Is that even possible Hatsuharu asks. The two peverts look at each other. 'It could be, if we tried hard enough' They perverts say in unison.
Its short, I know. Sorry. Hope u liked.