The Front
AN: Wars often suck. There are always fronts, rears, and middles. Many, almost all wars suck. So, there are very often stories of how much they sucked. Here are some, expressed with nations!
France, clad in tattered blues growled, stomping his feet impatiently in a very French manner. America was taking too damn long! He heard very loud footsteps sounding like running, and a door burst open, he immediately recognized the American dressed up in that silly English uniform.
"Sorry dude, I'll be sure to make better time next time!" "Non, there will not be a next time!" France arrogantly stated, before grabbing the American by his shoulders. "Do jou have zhe troops?" "Of course I have the troops!" France yelled in happiness, his country in grave danger, Germans hiding in forests everywhere. He needed someone to help clear them!
He had quickly been losing troops to German machine gun nests and the Brits were surprisingly unhelpful. He needed NEW cannon fodder for the Germans to eat while he shot at them.. Then he remembered that cute little English colony!
"Oh how you've grown!.." "Yeah, dude, I filled in really nicely. It helps to have a hero who's strong!" "Hero..?" "Of course, man! I'm the hero of this war I stepped into at the last minute! I'm saving your sorry French butt!" "Non? My generals are commanding jour troops, not jours." Then the American made a shocked face, running away and yelling frantically.
The American came back twenty minutes later dragging a mustached, tall man in a uniform. "This is general Pershing, and he will be guiding US troops in all advances!" "What?!" France grew angry. Pershing murmured quietly about the French "never leading an American assault if his life depended on it" and the Frenchman hmmphed.
"Zhis is no time for jour silly American gimmick! We need help!" "And you're receiving it with all the Stars and Stripes included, bro." France let out a disgusted sigh, before stomping off. "Stupid American, ruining all my valor.. Well at least I'll survive.. Even if I didn't need him.."
The American yelled after him, "By the way I only came because Germany said he'd give half my states to Mexico!"
Later that following June of 1917, Americans landed in Nancy, France, and assisted the French during WW1 by clearing the Argonne forest. By the end, you could say, the Germans, finally, AR-E-GONNE.