So sorry I didn't write anything yesterday! I hope you LOVE this. Oh, and PLEASE check out my bestiest friend Sarah's stories HERE
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Alright, enjoy!

Oh, and this is based off of something that happened to me. I locked myself out of my house so I had to climb through a window, and my dog attacked me. :) Love you Marco.

"I can't belive you, Frednub. Only a nub like you would lock us out of our house."

In an attempt to figure out how Marco, their dog, had escaped the fence, Freddie had locked him and Sam out of the house. There were no open windows on the first floor, but there was one on the second. Sam grabbed a lawn chair that was resting close to her and put it near the window.

"Sam, what are you doing?" Freddie asked, eyeing his wife suspitously.

"I'm gonna push you through that open window." Sam said.

"WHAT?" Freddie asked. Sam dragged him to the chair and Freddie stepped on. Sam pushed him through the open window. Fredddie was half way through when Marco started clawing him, possibly in an attemp to get Freddie through.

"OW! MARCO! BAD DOGGIE!" Freddie said. Marco kept on clawing him. Freddie fell through the open window. Marco put a paw on his back. Freddie pushed him off.

"YOU OKAY?" Sam yelled.

"Yeah." Freddie said.

"Alright, open the door." Sam said. Freddie opened the door and Sam walked through, smiling.

"What 'cha smiling about?" Freddie asked.

"That was pretty funny." Sam said. Suddenly, Sam and Freddie broke into a fit of laughter. They laid on the floor and held their stomaches as they laughed. Carly walked through the open door.

"What's so funny?" Carly asked.

"Ah, nothing." Sam said. She took the dog food Carly had in her hands and closed the door.

Sorry it was so short, but that was my expirence. I'm Freddie, Sam is no one, and Carly's my grandma. PLEASE review!

Juli