Title: the Lagacy

Summery: In the middle of another exiting school year, Harry's lagacy has! How will he cope with this burden and with his love life and his own confusions all at the same time!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter!

Notes: this is my first fanfic! Please r&r!

The Lagacy

"There is no way to fight a foe

who strikes from the inside,

And once within we can begin to

Smite this pagan pride.

We shall take their graven images

And grind them in the dirt,

For that men can live in paradise

Must be the Devils work."

-The Way of the Wyrd

PART 1: What is going on?

Harry: Yo Ron! Wassup?

Ron: Bitchin...

Harry: No shit you phat fuck! Harry said while swinging in a hi five.

Just then... Draco arrived!

"Hallo Potter." Drako draked.

"Yo what the fuck you's wanting?" Replied Harry in an passively aggressive manner.

To which Draco smoothly whispered in Harry's ear "I want to fuck you".

Harry was offended! Pushing himself away from Draco he started a ranting marathon. "What the f... Hey man, what is you sayin'? You saying I'm yo bitch or sometin'? Who da fuck you think you's is you fat mofo? I fucking shoot you man, I fuckin Glock youz in da face. But you is not knowing what a Glock is innit? You's a wizard. Well let me tell ya sometin wizard, get out of my fuckin face or I is gonna be ramming sometin' up your but!"

Draco blinked.

"Yes..." he replied, still shaken from the unexpected outburst of doom. "...that's sort of what I meant."

"You mean you is wanting to get anal-ized? You a fuckin' batty-boy or sometin?"

Harrys gangsta' hand movements were so fast that Draco was bewildered and dumbfound!

"No!" he yelled. "Leave me be! I cannot stand this..." Draco lowered his head. "You win Harry. The tables are turned, the cards are dealt, the wands are waved, the bongos are beaten... I will bother you no further." Then he turned his back and ran off in order to protect what dignity he had left in his soul of sorrow and... doom!

"What the fuck's up with that wank-a-dick?" pondered Harry ...

Hermioney, heard the yelling from the library and ran out just in time to see Drako slithering away like a tape worm flushed down the toilet.

"What has happened here on these here grounds Harry?" She plostered.

"Yo baby, how's it goin'?" Said Harry smoothly like a newly greased monkey. "You's wanting to check out me pipe again? I give it to you right here bitch, RIGHT HERE!!!" Yelled Harry, causing everyone's attention to divert to their current position.

Just then.... Dumboldore evaporated into the grounds! "Holy Fuck!!!" sluptured Harry.

"Harry..." said Dunbledore in a low bass voice. "We need to talk Harry..."

"Yo wassup?" replied Harry.

Dumbledoor spoke again in a voice full of alert but still bassy and low with a tone of Doom! "Your legacy has arrived. It s time..."

Suddenly... Harry's aggressive look vanished, his hair fell back out of place, his eyes opened back to their original shape and his arms flopped back to where they used to be. "I understand sir..." Harry replied in his true voice. "though I beg you to allow me to think about it fist."

"Do as you must." Said Dumbledore... "Do as you must...."

END OF PART 1