Waking up now felt the same as any other day in this twisted world that's not my own. A bright sun shining into my room through the circular window in the wall, the call of the shop owner down below. The only thing that separated today from yesterday is the lingering sadness and realization that this would never truly be my life.

It was months ago I had passed through the gate, on my way to who-knows-where, and wound up in the most unfamiliar place. A place of Akuma, and Exorcists, and the "Black Order" I had heard so much about. I had a home here now above a bread shop. 8 hours a day, 7 days a week I ran the shop all for food and a place to crash that Ms. Buhner provided for me. I still haven't given up on all that equivalent exchange crap. Heh. However, today when I woke up to the same sun blaring through the foggy glass I thought for a moment I was home with Alphonse and Winry, and even that rotten old lady I love to hate so much. "Who am I kidding," I thought, "I can't go on pretending nothing's wrong forever."

I slipped on my coat and boots. It was my day off otday, and how to spend it, I honestly didn't know. I threw on my jet black hair into a ponytale, and beckoned to the okd lady "im goint out!" I took her silence as an agreement, twisted down the striars and was on my way out. Osmew on the road I saw bar, a quant little place. It was getting dark, so I figured I shouldn't, but the pain of remembering Alphoness compelled me to drink.

"just get me a beer." I sayed over the booming muxic coming from the band playing in the corner.

The bartender turned round looking startled, but calmed and did as I asked. He had a really cute face and butt, mut I shooj the thout out of my head. After all I ha gf and I shoulny cheat I love her she is my gf. When he came back with my beer, he set it down getly in front of me and asked my name.

"Edward," I replied, "and you?"

"Allen, Allem walker." He said this with such and INNOCENT smile. I felt my face get hot, but like I said I have a gf and im not gay or nything because that's just against god and I am vrry krstian and.

12 beers later, I was too drunk to speak. I felt my life wasting away, wollowing in my sadness. There was atap on my shollder. It was allemn again. And I squinted and peere at him through "it's getting late, and you don't have a ride home, do you? Mys hift is ending, so I could give you a ride."

"hermmm." I said.

Allen picked me up and placed me in his car, and i started to drive. All I can remember is his sweat face as he drove off all worried.

I awkkoke to bright blue eyes staring at me, it was pretty. Until I felt a horrible headache in my head.

"UGHGHAH!" I screamed

"it';s ok," allen whispered "it's only a hangover."

"ugh… what the hell happened to me. Where am i?" my hair was down and my pants were gone, so I was confused. "who are you?"

"I'm the bartender. I gave ou a rfe home last night after you were drumk."

I looked around the room as I began to remember, the bar, the band, the bartender… my brother. I started to cry and weep. "this is insane, I have nothing to live for!" I yelled, the teers stil pouring doonw my palil face. My eyes line running down my cheeks like blood.

Allen calmed me down and took me into the bathroom, where he stripped me of my blouse and trousers. I heard the faucet begin to run, splashing, and it brought unbearable pain to my ears, I delt with the noise with a gron and watched llen as he took off his own clothes and stepped into the bathtub. I went in after him and it was nice because it was warm not beacus allen was ther because I don't like him.

"can I get you a beer?" allen offended me, and he went get me a berr c=because I said ye. Suddenly I heard a nock at the door. I looked at alln in the tub. "you stay here. I said" I'll get the mail.

I opened the dor to see the UPS selivery man standing with a content smile and a package, shoving the clipboard at me, he recited "sing please."

So I signed on the line and accepted the package. ALL OF THE SUDDENLY he began to change and morph, I was mortified. It was the homunculis Envy!

"I demand your innocence, edard elric!" envy shouted and began to attack, luckily, I blocked his attacks with my arm. Allen ran in them with more bravery than I had ever seen. He tok one steo forward and yelled at nvy "DON'T TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND!1"

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Oh and I know your reading this sophie. Im sory about tod ok goddammit he liked me better yeah

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