A/N: I'm taking this from a suggestion......
Youdontknow me: Hello sir
Harry Potter : huh? I don't remember adding you to my friends list..And how did you chat me?
Youdontknowme: I have ways. What are you doing?
Harry Potter: I'm logging off! Wait,why won't it let me off?
Youdontknowme: I told you,i have ways.
Harry Potter : You scare me.
Youdontknowme:Good. What are you doing?
Harry Potter:Like i' m gonna tell you freaky stalker!
Youdontknowme: I am not a stalker.
Harry Potter : Then how do you explain managing to hack facebook,make it so i can't log off and keep asking me what i'm doing?
Youdontnowme: I told you,i'm not a stalker. I'm a escaped imate from a local prison.
Harry Potter: Why don't i believe you?
Youdontknowme: Because your not cool like that.
Harry Potter: You do realize i killed Voldemort don't you?
Youdontknowme:Yes.
Harry Potter: I'm like the Chosen One.
Youdontknowme: Were.
Harry Potter: Whatever! I"m sick of you!!!!
Youdontknowme: Look out your front window.
Harry Potter: Oh my gosh! Ron!