A Twisted Crossover Crises!

(AN- AppleAHi! Do you remember me? I=m Apple from the fic a Twisted DBZ fic, which will be posted soon!@ Tootsie- ADon=t forget me! I=m in here too you know!@ Apple- AOh yes.... how can I forget my friend Tootsie Wootsie!!@ Tootsie- ANot again..... well enjoy the fic!@ *hits Apple with one of my mallets*)

Disclamier: (AN- Apple ANO!!! PLEASE NOOOO!!! PLEASE DON=T SUE ME!!!!@

(all anime characters are not mine) Tootsie-AThey=re not mine ether! I only have a bag of cheetos! Seriously!@

AN = Authors notes Apple- AMe and my friend are going to put in some serious thoughts in and if you don=t love it, DEAL WITH IT!!!@ Tootsie- AHey we=re supposed to put in silly thoughts not serious ones!!! And it=s also supposed to say if you don=t like it!!!@ Apple- Aoops.......... Tootsie Wootsie!!!@ Tootsie - ADON=T CALL ME TOOTSIE WOOTSIE!!!!@

Apple- AEnjoy the fic!@ *hits Tootsie (who is on a running rampage) with a metal mallet and drags her away.*

Part 1



Right now in the Tenchi universe,(an- Tootsie: AWhat an original beginning.@ Apple: AWhy thank you. :)@ Tootsie: AI was being sarcastic.@ Apple: AI know. :)@) little Washu comes upon creating another portal,(Tootsie- AAAAHHHHH!!! Run for the hills!!!@ Apple- AWhy?@ Tootsie- ABecause Washu invented something.@) but this portal is special. Instead of taking you to another location in the same universe, it will take you to an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!(Tootsie and Apple- ANNNOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!@) About now she is going to test it. AHmmmmm..... let me see what I will get if I stick my hand in and take some thing out......@ said Washu. So she reaches in and pulls out..... a duck with glasses!!! Then she sticks it back in. AWow I want to visit this universe!@(Tootsie- AI=;m getting bad vibes.@ Apple- AReally? Are you sure it isn=t just the vibrating chair?@ Tootsie- AI=m not sure.@ *turns off the vibration on the chair* AThat=s better.@) she said. So she got every one who wanted to go and got them all lined up in front of the portal. In the line of people there was Washu, Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko, and Tenchi. So then Washu pressed the red button(Tootsie and Apple- *gasp!* ANOT THE RED BUTTON!!!@) and then the portal opened and sucked them up and into the Ranma 2 world!

Mean while at the Tendo Dojo.....



ARanma no baka! Come back here and eat what I cooked for you!@(Tootsie and Apple- AOH NO!!! AKANE COOKED!!!@) screamed Akane as she chased Ranma with a large mallet. ANo way am I going to eat that!@ screamed Ranma back at Akane, *Akane hits Ranma with a mallet at Furinken High School and sends him flying*(Apple- AShe stole my mallet routine!!!@ Tootsie- AActually, you stole her=s.@ Apple- AOh yeah.@) Now we see a middle aged man and a panda playing a game of Shogi... ANice day today, isn=t it Genma?@ *hears faint scream in distance*(Tootsie- ADo you hear that?@ Apple- AActually no.@) Then out of no were there was a, *big splash*, and 5 people fall into the koi pond! AMy, my we must of landed in somebody=s koi pond... I guess my calculations were a bit off.@ said Washu AA bit off! What do you mean a bit off! Now my outfit is all wet!@ said Ayeka.(Tootsie- AShe dosen=t care that she could have fallen in a volcano!@ Apple- AYeah. She=s so vain.@) AAt least we got a soft landing. Like, maybe next time we won=t land on water, we=ll land on ROCKS!@ said Washu, then suddenly a scream from some were keeps on getting louder until.... AOUCH!@ Ranma landed right on top of them,(Apple- AHa!@) AWhat was that for?@ said some one under neath him, AHey, I=m not a girl..what a minute I=m on top 5 other people...so that=s why! Thanks for that!@ said Ranma who jumps just out to the edge of the pond, then they all get out of the koi pond and introduce themselves. AI=m Ayeka from planet Jurai I=m a princess you know!@ AAyeka....I=m Sasami. I=m from Jurai too she is my older sister!@ AI=m Washu the genius of the bunch!@ AI=m Tenchi....I just came along for the ride.....@ Then Akane comes running and wacks them with a mallet and the portal opens and sucks every one up including Akane, Genma, Ranma, Soun, Nabiki, and Kasumi...

AOh no the portal machine broke now we won=t be able to get back unless we find the part that broke!.....I guess we will just have to keep jumping dementions until we find it.....oh well....@

Will they find their missing part? Find out next time in Cross over Crises!

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Apple- ASorry to cut it short but I ran out of things to put in it... You are welcome to review this but if you do don=t send any flames because if you do me and my friends will cook steaks and smores.@ *holds up marshmallows and steaks* Tootsie- ASmores!@ Apple- AThe next chapter will come soon enough bye!@

Tootsie- AOh yeah! We forgot to mention . We will post a list of people that got sucked into the portal at the end of each chapter!@

Apple- AYeah! Here it is!@ *posts a banner with the following names on it*

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People who are dimension hoppers...

~Washu

~Ayeka

~Sasami

~Ryoko

~Tenchi

~Akane

~Ranma

~Genma

~Soun

~Nabiki

~Kasumi

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Apple and Tootsie- ABye Bye!@