Disclaimer: Do I look like I own FF7 and 'I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'? I don't. Therefore I don't own them. It's logical.

AN: I'm betting you can guess who's singing the song.

Warning: SLASH! If you don't like don't read. That's what the back button is for.


I saw Cloud kissin' Sephorith,

Underneath the mistletoe last night,

They didn't hear me creep

Up the stairs to take a pic,

They thought that I was by the bar room fast asleep,

Then I saw Cloud tackle Sephorith,

And down they go with a thump!

Oh what a laugh it's gonna be,

When I show them the pics I took,

Of Cloud kissin' Sephorith last night!


AN:As always reviews shall be placed on a pedestal and worshipped until the next one comes along. And for those expecting my cousin to update her Avatar fic... Sorry!