Chapter 1: Screaming Goat Remixes

Host: "Hello everybody."

All: "Hi."

Host: "My name is Christine and I'll be your host for this show."

Dib: "How can you be a host? You're blind."

Christine: "Oh, don't worry about that, Dib. I may be blind, but that only enhances my psychological ability. So, in a way, my psychic powers are my eyes."

Red: "I don't know if that makes sense, but I'm just gonna go with it."

Christine: "Good choice, my Tallest."

Letter M: "So this is a show. What exactly is it about?"

Christine: "This is actually a reacting show, featuring you guys."

Gaz: "So, we're reacting?"

Christine: "Yes, and we're running short on time, so why don't we get started now?"

Christine pulls up a computer and lifts the lid. She presses the spacebar and a Adele music video plays.

Purple: "It's Adele!"

Letter M: "This is my girl!"

Lark: "Are you TRYING to get me excited?"

Jessica: "I love her so much!"

Zim: "I hate this song so much."

Dib: "The song's not bad."

Zim: "It's annoying."

Gaz: "I've never actually seen the music video."

Keef: "Oh wait! I know what you're going to do to us!"

Skoodge: "Yeah, you're not just gonna show us the music video. That's not how reaction videos work."

Professor Membrane: "Yes, I think I know this one. A co-worker of mine showed it to me. By any chance is there a…"

Christine: "AH AH BAB BAB BAB BAH! DON'T RUIN IT FOR THE OTHERS!"

Professor Membrane: "Oh, sorry."

Gir: "You don't have me fooled, I watch these all the time. I'm waiting for it."

Adele: "We could've had it…"

Goat: Screams

Dib: Shocked

Zim: "Hey, the song got better!" Laughs

Lark: "Not excited anymore." Laughs

Letter M: "THE GOAT!"

Gaz: "Oh, the goat!" Laughs

Keef: "Yes! I knew it!"

Professor Membrane: "Yes! I'm glad this is a thing. I'm really glad this is a thing."

Jessica: "Oh my goodness, I'm so happy!"

Christine: "There's more."

Everybody: "YES!"

Christine pulls up the Firework music video and plays it.

Gaz: "Oh, this one's so good!"

Keef: "I haven't seen these, actually. I've only seen the Taylor Swift one with the screaming goat."

Katy Perry: "You're gonna leave them going…"

Goat 1: Screams

Goat 2: Screams

Goat 3: Screams

Lark: Laughs

Jessica: Laughs "Oh, there's multiple goats!"

Dib: "Are there really this many goats that scream like this?"

Gir: "I hope there's ten more."

Christine: "Ready for the next one?"

Everybody: "YES!"

Christine pulls up Skrillix Goat.

Professor Membrane: "OOH! Dubstep Goat."

Jessica: "Oh! Skrillix Goat!"

Girl: "CALL 911!"

Goat: Screams

Zim and Dib: Laughs hysterically

Baby Goat: Screams… Screams… Screams, Screams, Screams

Letter M: Face in hands

Red and Purple: Unable to control they're laughter

Dib: "This is brilliant!"

Zim: "This is awesome!"

Goat: Yeah

Keef: "That's my favorite one! I love that goat!"

Skoodge: "The best thing about this one is that they somehow made that video weirder."

Christine pulls up Living On The Prayer.

Letter M: Swaying to the music

Skoodge: "I haven't seen this one."

Professor Membrane: Singing along "We'll give it a shot."

Goat: Screams

Lark: Laughs

Video: "We're halfway there."

Goat: Screams

Gaz: Shocked "That one sounded human!"

Jessica: "You see, I like the goats mixed in. Not just stop and goat."

Letter M: Laughs

Dib: "This is perfect!"

Lark: "On my goodness. They sound like they're in pain!"

Professor Membrane: "Taylor Swift now?"

Christine nods and plays Trouble.

Professor Membrane: "Yeah!"

Gir: "I'll admit, the goat made this song better."

Keef: "I saw this one."

Zim and Dib: Swaying to the music

Jessica: Silently singing along

Letter M: Both swaying and singing

Taylor: "Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground."

Nicholas Cage: Screams

Letter M: Laughs

Nicholas Cage: Screams

Letter M: "Wait, that's not a goat! What are you trying to pull here, Christine?!"

Professor Membrane: "Wait, what?! Oh! THE BEES! I thought it was the goat."

Zim and Dib: Laughs hysterically

Zim: "BEES!"

Dib: "Yes! The bees!"

Purple: "BEES!"

Red: Laughs

Purple: "Not the bees!"

Keef: "This actually sounds shockingly like the goat screaming."

Gir: "I don't see anything funny about brilliant acting."

Skoodge: "Every video should have Nick Cage in it. That's what we learned today."

Christine: "Alright, that's it everybody. Time for some questions. Did you guys know that this was a thing?"

Lark: "No."

Skoodge: "Just recently I found out."

Gir: "I'm very familiar with this. Like I said, I watch these all the time."

Gaz: "I actually really love the goat remixes."

Jessica: "I've watched a whole handful of remixes."

Keef: "I don't remember watching them at least two weeks ago, but somehow, goats became a thing."

Dib: "I haven't seen it."

Zim: "Me either. I didn't think something so brilliant like this existed! Finally, you humans do something good for once! I don't think I've laughed so hard in my entire life."

Dib: "You laugh all the time."

Zim: "Those are my evil laughs, Dib. I mean actually laugh, like joyful laughter. The last time I had an actual joyful laugh was when I was tickled."

Dib: Smirks "Zim, are you ticklish?"

Zim: "Don't get any ideas, Dib-human, I will never forgive you."

Dib: "Aww! You know you love me."

Zim: Blushes "I will scratch you! This is not Zootopia with Nick and Judy!"

Christine: "No, that's in Zootopia vs Food. But back to the question. What are your thoughts about this happening?"

Skoodge: "It's genius! The only thing better than a screaming goat is a fainting goat."

Lark: "I think it's great. I'm gonna go home and look up some more."

Gaz: "For now, I'm loving the goat remixes."

Gir: "I can't get enough of them. I just think the goats are so cute!"

Christine: "How do you think something like this got started?"

Lark: "I have no clue."

Professor Membrane: "How does this work?"

Skoodge: "It's obviously just the randomness of the internet. I mean, have you seen some of the stuff people make about us?!"

Letter M: "Companies want things to catch on. They spend millions of dollars trying to make it popular. And then they get onto YouTube and they see the goats and they're just…" Facepalm "And not even a regular facepalm, it's like the Mickey Mouse glove covering your whole face."

Christine: "How would you describe the noises the goats made?"

Lark: "They're in pain."

Professor Membrane: "It's like a goat distress call, basically."

Jessica: "Well, believe it or not, I actually grew up on a farm, so I know what a goat sounds like."

Purple: "Very human like noises."

Keef: "It sounds like a person screaming. I think that's why it's gone viral."

Christine: "OK, so, Jessica. You grew up on a farm, sso you knew that goats sometimes sound like that."

Jessica: "Oh yeah, most definitely. That's what makes them so unique."

Zim: "Are you serious?!"

Dib: "Goats can actually sound like that?!"

Zim: "What do you have to do to a goat to make those sounds? I must know for my own enjoyment!"

Dib: "Maybe you gotta twist something."

Letter M: "I always thought that they were dubbed over."

Christine: "So, do you think those really were goat noises?"

Jessica: "Oh yeah, there's no doubt about it. I've heard all kinds of goat screams and I'm telling you, those are real."

Christine: "What did you think of the Nickolas Cage one?"

Skoodge: "It was more enjoyable than his past four movies."

Jessica: "Definitely caught me off guard."

Gaz: "I was a little disappointed because I was excited to see the goat but I will take Nickolas Cage getting stung in the face by bees."

Lark: "Just give me some Nickolas Cage and I'm good."

Zim: "BEES!" Laughs

Christine: "How do you think the artist feel about these videos?"

Latter M: "They probably hate it."

Professor Membrane: Mocking a British accent "I am very popular and talented. How dare you?!"

Gaz: "They probably think it's funny. I would think it's funny."

Purple: "Taylor Swift and Adele in my mind, the two that are up there are thinking it's really cool. And I have to hope that they are cool will this."

Red: "Yeah. If they're not then that's ridiculous."

Christine: "OK, we're starting to run out of time here. But, before we go, can you give me your best goat screams?"

Lark: "NAAAAAA! That was pretty good."

Letter M: "MEEEEEEE!"

Jessica: "MAAAAAA!"

Keef: "BLAAAAA!"

Professor Membrane: "EEEEEEEH!"

Gir: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Zim: "MAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEERRRR!"

Dib: "NAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!"

Red: "BAAAAAAAAAAARRRH!"

Purple: "BEEEEERRRRGH!"

Gaz: "AAH AH AAAH! That sounded like a dying person!" Laughs

Christine: "Good job, everybody! Those were some really good screams! Well, it looks like we're all out of time here. Anything you guys wanna say to our vewiers?"

Purple: "Thank you! Yes, you right there, for watching the first episode of Invader Zim Reacts."

Red: "Thank you. You look lovely today."

Gaz: "Let us know which video we should watch next in the review box below."

Keef: "Help support the show by following and favoriting, and don't forget to check out the other stuff that our producer, ZimmyCakes, has come up with."

Gir: "New episodes of Invader Zim Reacts come out every other Sunday. That includes the other react fic, Zootopia vs Food."

Dib: "Don't forget to check out our fics, When Zim And Dib Play…, featuring me and Zim."

Zim: "Yeah, and don't forget to leave us suggestions on what games we should play in our fics."

Dib: "They do not have to be two player."

Christine: "OK you guys, we need to wrap this up. Say goodbye."

Everybody: "BYE!"