"Eiji..."
"What?"
Fuji lay back on his arms as he looked out at the sky and sighed.
"You know what I'm going to ask you."
"No, nya, I don't."
"How careless. Don't tell me I have to spell it out for you."
"Hoi, I guess you'll have to."
"What do you want for your birthday?"
Eiji jumped a little. His birthday? Of course! It was tomorrow!
"Hmmm..." Eiji put on his "concentrating expression" and thought, an adorable pout on his face.
"Well... what do you want?"
Eiji's head snapped up and he grinned. "I know! I know!"
Fuji's aqua eyes opened. "What?"
"I want... I want... Fuji!"
Fuji sweatdropped.
"You want me?"
"Yes. Wrapped with a bow on top. Pweeeeeeze?"
Both boys grinned at each other.
"Hehehe... who knew you were seme, Eiji?"
"EHHH?" Eiji turned bright red. "PERVERT!" He recollected himself and stood up, bouncing around on one foot to get rid of the cramps in his leg.
"No, Fujiko, I mean, like, a Fuji doll!"
"Fuji doll..."
"Yeah! And you cuddle with it and sleep with it, and-" Fuji grinned. "Sleep with it? You mean, as in..."
Eiji glared childishly at Fuji. "Fuji is such a peeeer-veeeeert, n-yyyyaaaaa! Fujiko should be ashamed of himself!"
"Oh, should I?"
"Yesh, shir! Fushi shoulsh be very, very ashamesh of hishelsh!" Syusuuke couldn't help giggling at Eiji's toddler-like accent.
"Fine then. But in return..."
Eiji swallowed and gulped loudly. Something was very, very fishy about Fuji's drunk-looking smile.
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The next day...
Eiji stared in horror at the kitty ears on his head, the black (and quite revealing) tight-fitting dress on his body, and his bare feet. Fuji was evil after all, nya.
A knock on the door. "Come in, hoi!"
The brunette entered the room. "My, what a cute kitty! Would the kitty like a toy to play with?" Fuji held out a chibi doll of himself.
"NYAAA!"
As Eiji leaped upon the doll, Fuji grabbed him by the shoulders, and proceeded to kiss him senseless.
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An hour later...
Oishi, Momo, Tezuka, Echizen, Kaidoh, and Inui peeked through the window of the Fuji residence a bit awkwardly. Something was going on in there...
At last, Kaidoh timidly spoke up. "Inui-senpai, are they STILL at it?"
"Yes, Kaidoh, they are. Oh well. Ii data."
All of the Seigaku regulars collapsed on to the floor with an audible 'thud'. Fuji looked up from on top of Eiji.
"Did you hear that?"
"Nya, who cares."