I apologize for the hiatus, things have not been easy for me with life and all that. Hopefully this will get a chuckle or two out of all of you.
It was a new moon tonight in the countryside of Romania. A large mansion was cloaked by a forest of flame tinted leaves as autumn bloomed. An odd collection of creatures stationed about a large flat screen television: The grim reaper Death, Vampire Count Olrox, and the Vampire King himself Dracula; who was maundering under his breath while he kept off too himself.
"Is this truly what we all have been reduced to?! Mimicking these modern humans? No longer having the castle!-" Olrox from his location on the black leather couch cut his rant short.
"We have this mansion at the very least. And Walmart took the land the castle was on and built a store over it. There is nothing we can do about that." Olrox stated as he tossed a glance back towards his fellow former royal who was stationed against the wall as he shouted "We are vampires!" with a tossup of his arms in disbelief. If he could he would roll his eyes, but since he lacked eyeballs, Death made a noise to make up for it. Death shifted from his spot behind the couch, leaning forward on its back with his forearms.
"Olrox- Need I remind you that you still wear your armor every single day? And besides, there is nothing we can do about what happened to our old home. Now can we get back to watching Futurama? After we can maim some poor prey or something." Dracula gawked at his longtime comrade and friend before reinstating his previous statement about two of them being vampires, but scoffed at Death who didn't acknowledged him, causing the former king to mutter something about Halloween and parlor tricks and cheap scares. The show's audio and the occasional chuckle was the only noise as a silence washed over the trio. They were startled when Olrox stamped his hands together while shooting up off the couch.
"That's it, I'm stealing that!" The vampire chittered happily like a squirrel while Death gave him a look of boredom and trite.
"Really? You're going to copy an adults cartoon's insult?"
"Come on now Death! 'Bite my shiny metal ass' is perfect for me! You did point out that I always wear my armor." He exclaimed in joy, almost acting like a child high on Pixy Stix. The duo jumped when they heard a loud bang on the wall behind them.
"Enough! I have had it!" Dracula exclaimed in raged before storming out of the room leaving behind a large hole in the wall from when his fist slammed into it, an echo of 'I'm killing every human I see!', then the slam of the front door. Death and Olrox stared in shock at each other but burst into laughter after they heard a crash as the door slammed onto the floor fallowed by the Vampire hollering obscenities at top volume.
I am sorry it's so short and hopefully I will get the motivation to start back up on my other stories. Please R&R!