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Naruto: CrazyChanyDreams457 does not own me or my twin ramen man…I mean "HERO"! Must run for blowing cover! I'm sorry Naruto!!!
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Naruto Uzamaki, container of the Kyuubi. Team mates: Sakura Haruno and Uchiha Sasuke. Sensei: Kakashi Hatake. Members in charge of obtaining Kyuubi: Uchiha Itachi and Kisame.
The blue man was indignant. "Hey! Why doesn't this report have my last name but Itachi's one!?"
Itachi kept looking at his black nail polish. Deidara just kept sleeping with Tobi poking him. Zetsu and Hidan were working on the new jutsu, any interruptions would have disasterous effects. Kakuzu and Sasori was preparing the birthday present's spending money for the Leader's trip to Mist and sent him on his way with Konan.
"HELLO?!!! Why are you ignoring ME!?"
Konan just replied, "You're a fish. Oh, and everyone…DO NOT- I repeat NOT B---PING BE RUDE TO A YOUNG B---PING LADY! GOT THAT PUNKS?!!!!" She was flippin' off.
"Y-y-y-yes ma'am!" Everyone quickly looked down and sweatdropped.
She smiled. "GOOD! Have a nice day shrimps! )
Kisame muttered something while she was out of ear-shot, "mood swings…females…evil women on the planets…forced Leader to bring her…"
"Whaaaaaaaaat was THAT?!"
"I'm not a sexist! You're kind and are the pwettiest angel ever! We were NOT going to crash the hide-out like a wild party and massacre town while you were gone! REALLY!" He was desperate and on his knees.
The Leader raised an eyebrow, "Thanks to Kisame's confession, you will have a baby-sitter."
"We are 22 years old! Our jutsu will cause teleportation of some random thing we're busy!"
"Not for the next 2 weeks you aren't. Chibi No JUTsu…"
"What's with the sudden change of to-" POOF!
"You will remain that way for 2 days. I will send you a baby-"
"Hello? Is THIS RiverWorth Inn?" A certain lady came in with cuts, dirt, twigs in her hair, and was soaking wet.
"Perfect. No, but I will give you free room and board from the weather and pay you if you do a little favor for just a while…"
Konan was jumping up and down. I'm going to have a sister then a niece and forget the boys aren't related to me might be dead or have a death and she might be killed if she rats on our new place, but love might bloom like those novels and I will have my childhood dream of vengeance with my new crime partner the FLOWER GIRLS!
She started snickering and the wet targeted girl and Leader was slowly but surely edging away from the infamous evil side of his partner.Please let it not be her love and childhood schemes…PLEASE!Sakura just smiled at her fondness of having those schemes too.WOOOHOOOO! FRIEND!
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Haruno, Sakura was just watching anime and suddenly her whole village kicked her out of her house and said congratulations for getting married. Ugh. ANOTHER suitor tricked them. I need a break she was saying. I should go to that paradise inn, I said. I 'm so stupid! The boys woke up and just attacked her. It took 3 hours to get used to their bodies and Sakura was reality check slash dummy. Even as kids they can cause evil…and glares…
Deidara smiled a small toothy grin and hugged her leg. Itachi played with her hair and smiled at himself. Sasori decided to play along and went on her lap with Kisame who was sleeping. Kakuzu went to check security on his money while Hidan chased Tobi for painting his god's statue face like Albert Einstein. "You said he was a smart guy!" Sakura sighed. Oh boy…How bad is my luck?
All the members knew about her strength and temper and decided to act like children. Free care by a pretty woman. Lucky… Who knows what will happen tomowow?
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