Spazzing Meeting
"Elevators are kinky!" Kuri burst out as they entered the
room to plan MAYO's next story series.
Deedlit looked over her notebook at the only two people
that remained with her in the room. "Ok...Elevator...But who's in
the elevator? We've done Kodocha to death, so I need a new series.
Any suggestions?"
Simultaneously Kuri and Duo thought loudly "Ummmmm..."
"I don't think meditation is going to work..." Deed sighed.
"Oh people...What are you doing?" D stuck his head in the
door and looked at them. He must have been drawn by their humming?
"Nothing you want to know about. Name a series before you
run screaming in terror!" Deed grinned maniacally at the guy in the
doorway.
"Uhhh ok...Tenchi." Then he wandered off.
"Egh!" Duo choked
"Nyah!" Kuri shook her head.
"Damn it, he'd have to name the only series with only three
guys in it that are all related and have no charisma." Deed slouched
in her chair.
"Wait, how about Rayearth?" Kuri asked.
"Ok, that would be Ferio and Clef...But there aren't any
elevators in Rayearth. They would be like what the hell where am I?"
(Little screen pops up and shows Ferio and Clef appearing
suddenly in an elevator. "Wha? Clef? Where are we?" Ferio looks to
Clef.)
"Time out, where had they been before the elevator?" Deedlit
questioned before answering herself. "Clef was reading a book...that
sounds like Clef...And Ferio was in the middle of a battle..."
(Screen blacks out then shows the elevator empty. Ferio appears
lunging forward and stabs the wall. His clothing is ripped up and he is
dripping blood. "What the hell?
Clef appears in a seated position, looking at an invisible book
on an invisible table. He crashes to the floor. "Ow..."
"Clef? Where are we?" They hear the evil laughter of the author
from above. "Who's there!"
"Deedlit Magic, yaoi fan-fic writer."
"NOOOOOO!" They scream in terror.)
"And so Ferio is badly hurt and Clef has to patch him up."
Deedlit scribbled down her idea. "And then he can kiss it all better."
(Ferio makes a pained face and falls to one knee, supporting
his weight on his sword. Clef pulls out a first aid kit from god knows
where and slaps band-aids all over him. They notice their closeness
and Clef blushes. Ferio leans down to kiss him. "Ow!" He notes a
bruise...)
"Nah, too bloody and limited. You can't have a good makeout
scene when the guy isn't but half conscious..." She scratches through
it.
(Guys scream as they are attacked by her blacking out. "Watch
that thing! What is it?" Ferio stabs at the giant pencil lead.)
"I know, he's in the shower...nah, then he wouldn't have his
sword...but I like the water...he's crossing a stream and has his
clothes on his head and his sword..."
(Clef falls once more. He doesn't get up, he's too busy ogling
Ferio. "Clef? Where are we?" The elevator lurches and they are startled.
"My god we've been eaten." He begins stabbing the controls. The elevator
lurches to a stop.
"I believe we are in a real world elevator...and you just broke
it...and my magic doesn't work in here..." Clef sighs.)
"And he's a little tipsy because he's been drinking whine while
reading. And goes for Ferio."
("Is that a sword in your lack of pocket or are you just happy
to see me?" Clef grins evilly. Ferio blushes. "You know I can take care
of that for you...")
"Then we insert some cheesy smut and wall-a, story!" Deed
finishes doing everyone's talking. "Nah, that's way to cheap even for
me."
"Ok, anyway..." Kuri blinks several times.
"Ok, so I'm cheap."
"Elevators are kinky!" Kuri burst out as they entered the
room to plan MAYO's next story series.
Deedlit looked over her notebook at the only two people
that remained with her in the room. "Ok...Elevator...But who's in
the elevator? We've done Kodocha to death, so I need a new series.
Any suggestions?"
Simultaneously Kuri and Duo thought loudly "Ummmmm..."
"I don't think meditation is going to work..." Deed sighed.
"Oh people...What are you doing?" D stuck his head in the
door and looked at them. He must have been drawn by their humming?
"Nothing you want to know about. Name a series before you
run screaming in terror!" Deed grinned maniacally at the guy in the
doorway.
"Uhhh ok...Tenchi." Then he wandered off.
"Egh!" Duo choked
"Nyah!" Kuri shook her head.
"Damn it, he'd have to name the only series with only three
guys in it that are all related and have no charisma." Deed slouched
in her chair.
"Wait, how about Rayearth?" Kuri asked.
"Ok, that would be Ferio and Clef...But there aren't any
elevators in Rayearth. They would be like what the hell where am I?"
(Little screen pops up and shows Ferio and Clef appearing
suddenly in an elevator. "Wha? Clef? Where are we?" Ferio looks to
Clef.)
"Time out, where had they been before the elevator?" Deedlit
questioned before answering herself. "Clef was reading a book...that
sounds like Clef...And Ferio was in the middle of a battle..."
(Screen blacks out then shows the elevator empty. Ferio appears
lunging forward and stabs the wall. His clothing is ripped up and he is
dripping blood. "What the hell?
Clef appears in a seated position, looking at an invisible book
on an invisible table. He crashes to the floor. "Ow..."
"Clef? Where are we?" They hear the evil laughter of the author
from above. "Who's there!"
"Deedlit Magic, yaoi fan-fic writer."
"NOOOOOO!" They scream in terror.)
"And so Ferio is badly hurt and Clef has to patch him up."
Deedlit scribbled down her idea. "And then he can kiss it all better."
(Ferio makes a pained face and falls to one knee, supporting
his weight on his sword. Clef pulls out a first aid kit from god knows
where and slaps band-aids all over him. They notice their closeness
and Clef blushes. Ferio leans down to kiss him. "Ow!" He notes a
bruise...)
"Nah, too bloody and limited. You can't have a good makeout
scene when the guy isn't but half conscious..." She scratches through
it.
(Guys scream as they are attacked by her blacking out. "Watch
that thing! What is it?" Ferio stabs at the giant pencil lead.)
"I know, he's in the shower...nah, then he wouldn't have his
sword...but I like the water...he's crossing a stream and has his
clothes on his head and his sword..."
(Clef falls once more. He doesn't get up, he's too busy ogling
Ferio. "Clef? Where are we?" The elevator lurches and they are startled.
"My god we've been eaten." He begins stabbing the controls. The elevator
lurches to a stop.
"I believe we are in a real world elevator...and you just broke
it...and my magic doesn't work in here..." Clef sighs.)
"And he's a little tipsy because he's been drinking whine while
reading. And goes for Ferio."
("Is that a sword in your lack of pocket or are you just happy
to see me?" Clef grins evilly. Ferio blushes. "You know I can take care
of that for you...")
"Then we insert some cheesy smut and wall-a, story!" Deed
finishes doing everyone's talking. "Nah, that's way to cheap even for
me."
"Ok, anyway..." Kuri blinks several times.
"Ok, so I'm cheap."