Chapter 1
Int: The Basement (Day 1) Eric, Hyde, and Fez. Eric sits on the couch, Fez on a lawn chair across from Hyde who is sitting in his usual chair. All are watching TV
Eric: Hey, is it just me, or is this show alittle far fetched?
Hyde: Why Forman-whatever do you mean? (smirks)
Eric: Well, it just seems to me that if the Professor can make a motorcycle out of some coconuts, Mr. Howell's Teddy bear, and Ginger's bra he should be able to get them off of that damn island.
Fez (shaking head): Eric, you stupid boy, the Professor does not want to leave the island! Where else would a man like him get two hot ladies fighting over his ability to make pineapples into radios?
Hyde: So true...
Fez: I hope one day I am lucky enough to get stranded on an island.
Eric: (sarcastic)Yeah, I mean who cares about dehydration or starving to death when a real live movie star is slowly withering away with you?
Fez: Exactly. Especially when that movie star is a whore like Ginger. That's how I want to go...(smiles at the thought. Eric shakes his head in disgust.)
Door opens. Kelso comes running in.
Kelso: You guys-I just asked Jackie to marry me!
Eric: What? Why? How?
Fez: You son of a bitch-now I will never have my shot at getting some hot Jackie loving
Kelso: Shut up man! That's my wife your talking about! Well, my soon to be wife. They should have a word that means that. Not my wife, not my girlfriend, but in between...(thinks hard)
Hyde: Is the word your looking for.... Fiancée?
Kelso: What? No! That sounds all French and pansy assed. (Fake French accent) Fiancée! Give me a break! I'm not French! I'll just call her my super girlfriend!
Hyde, annoyed, shrugs and walks over to the freezer for a popsicle. Leans on freezer, standing.
Eric: Anyway, back to my question: WHY, OH WHY?
Kelso: Well, I mean-I've cheated on her a lot. I mean A lot. And then that cheese guy came along and smooched her and it got me thinking.
Hyde: This is going to be bad.
Kelso: What is wrong with Jackie and me? Why do we cheat on each other?
Eric: (confused) And the only logical answer was ask her to marry you??
Kelso: No, at first I thought we had better end it for good.
Eric: I like that plan. You should have ran with it.
Kelso: I would have, but then Jackie told me I could kiss any other girl I wanted. ANYONE, and she would be OK with it. And you know what? I only wanted to kiss her.
Eric: Awww.. how cute!! (sarcastic)
Fez: It's like a real life episode of Happy Days. Kelso and Jackie are my very own Chachie and Joanie!
Kelso: (smiling): Yeah, except I'm hotter than Chachie!
Hyde: And prettier than Joanie.
Kelso: Thanks man!
Eric: Hold on! Can we please, please, get back to the whole throwing away your life on a cold-hearted ice queen part? I mean, when you asked Jackie to marry you?
Kelso: Oh, right. So then Jackie said if I really wanted to be with her-I had to make a commitment. A real one. I have to admit I was scared. I thought about just running out of there, changing my name, and moving to Kenosha.
Hyde: Yeah, she never would have found you that far away.
Kelso: But I didn't. I asked her to marry me and I meant it. This time I'm going to be good to her. No more cheating.
Fez: (wipes away tear) Nothing Chachie has ever done has compared to this! (goes over to Kelso and looks closely at him) And you are much prettier than Joanie!!!
Basement-Day 2 Fez on the lawn chair, Hyde in his chair, Kelso and Eric on opposite sides of the couch Eric: I really don't get Donna-you guys. I mean, first Casey dumps her, then she tries to get back with me, and now she's avoiding me.
Hyde: Well-you embarrassed her. What did you think she would do?
Fez: Even Amazon women have feelings, Eric!
Eric: I didn't mean to embarrass her. I just didn't want to be the Casey rebound guy. I want her back so bad, but only if it's right.
Jackie walks in
Eric: Hey Jackie. Have you talked t0 Donna? I haven't seen her in like, 2 days.
Jackie: Oh, didn't she call you? She went to California. (matter of factly. Sits down on Kelso's lap)
Eric: (stands up, shocked) WHAT???
Jackie(frustrated): SHE-WENT-TO-CALIFORNIA! Geez! (makes a face)
Eric: No, No she devil-I heard you. The what-was in-what the hell are you talking about?
Jackie (shrugs): Well, she called me last night and said she had decided to visit her Mom in California. She took a bus. I think she called me from a bus stop in (thinks) Oh some boring named state-maybe a Dakota??
Eric: (yelling): Why didn't you tell me this last night?
Jackie: I figured she would call you if she wanted you to know. Besides, I had bigger things on my mind .(smiles at Kelso).
Hyde: Yeah, we all know about the stupidest wedding plans ever already-so no need to go into any crappy Jackie detail.
Jackie: But my version is so much better-I'm sure!
*Fantasy Sequence*
Jackie and Kelso sit at a table in a fancy restaurant. Kelso is in a tuxedo and Jackie is wearing a fancy gown. A group of violinists play in the background.
Kelso: Jackie Burkhardt I have loved you from the first day I met you. Will you please do me the honor of being my wife, so I can serve you everyday of my life? (gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring box. He opens it to reveal a huge diamond ring.)
Jackie: Oh Michael! Of course I will marry you! (Kelso places the ring on Jackie's finger) This ring is so gorgeous. Everyone will be so jealous of me!
Kelso: No, Jackie everyone will be jealous of me because today, you have made me the luckiest man alive!
*End Fantasy*
Back to the basement...
Eric: What? Kelso didn't even give you a ring!
Hyde: And weren't you guys at the Hub?
Fez: The Hub has no musicians-unless you count that guy who plays the spoons in the corner.
Jackie: I know-that is just how I've always imagined it would happen. But all that matters is I'm going to be Mrs. Michael Kelso!
Kelso: Ugh Jackie! That is so not how I imagined it!
Eric: You've imagined it?
Fez: What a little girl!
Hyde: Burn!
Kelso: Just listen.....
*Fantasy Sequence 2* Kelso and Jackie sit in a stadium of cheering fans. Kelso and Jackie are wearing tons of Packers gear and cheering loudly.
Jackie: Oh Michael. I just love football so much. Let's go to all the games. In fact, wouldn't it be fun if I bought you season tickets?
Kelso: Jackie I am so glad you said that because I think it's finally time...
Jackie: Time for what?
Kelso: This...
Voice over loudspeaker
Announcer: Attention all Packers Fans! The attractive but not conceited Michael Kelso would like to ask the hot, but slightly botchy Jackie Burkhardt to be his permanent love slave. I guess, that means wife. If you accept, it will mean a life of getting to watch Michael grow older and only more attractive!
Jackie: That is so sweet! Of course I'll be your love slave!
*End Fantasy Sequence 2*
Back to the basement....
Jackie: Michael that is the stupidest, most unromantic thing I have ever heard!
Kelso: What? I said you were hot.
Fez:(shakes head in disgust) You are no longer my Chachie, You aren't even my Potsy!
Donna's House-Day 3
Eric knocks on Donna's front door and Bob answers it.
Eric: Hi Mr. Pinciotti. I was just wondering if you've heard from Donna. I really miss her.
Bob: Yeah, me too Eric. I just don't understand what has gotten into her? Just because that Casey character and her are threw-she went to California?
Eric: I know, I mean- she should be happy to be rid of that jerk.
Bob: I never did like him. i think he made fun of my hair behind my back.
Eric:(tries to be serious) No, No! There's no way anyone could make fun of your hair Mr. Pinciotti.
Bob: Yeah, your right. But I still didn't like him.
Eric: Do you have any idea when she'll be back?( Eric enters the living room and sits down on the couch. Bob sits down next to him)
Bob: Well, she told me not to tell you.
Eric: What? She did? Why?
Bob gives him a knowing look
Eric: I really didn't mean to hurt her. You have to believe me. I just wanted her to get over Casey before we got back together.
Bob: I know son. Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but... she'll be back tomorrow.
Eric: Really??(excited) How? I mean, it's only been 4 days
Bob: She ran out of money in Wyoming. She called and wanted me to wire her more money for the rest of the way but I refused. I don't want my baby girl in California. People are loose out there.
Eric nods in agreement daydreaming about the idea of Donna in a loose state. *Fantasy sequence 3 *
Donna walking along a beach in California. A guy in a bathing suit approaches her.
Guy: Hey, your pretty cute-do you wanna have sex?
Donna: well, I normally wouldn't do it with any random guy-but we are in California. (thinks for a moment) OK!
They run off together.
*end fantasy sequence 3*
Back to the Donna's living room.
Eric shutters at the thought he just had.
Bob: So I told her I would send her enough money to take a plane home. I guess she'd had enough of her little adventure because she agreed.
Eric: Yeah, either that or she had no choice.
Bob looks annoyed
Eric: But I'm sure it's that she missed you. I'm sure!!
Day 4-Forman's Driveway Kelso and Fez are playing basketball, Eric is sitting on the Vista Cruiser, Jackie is sitting on a porch chair, and Hyde is leaning against the porch railing-- standing.
Hyde: So, your really going to be Mrs. Gomer Pyle, huh?
Jackie: Shut up Steven! Michael is a lot smarter than you think.
Hyde: Oh yeah-your right. Like when he challenged that Golden retriever to a fight.
Jackie: (thinks) Well, he said that dog was giving a really evil look.
Hyde (shakes in head in disbelief):Jackie it was a dog! Dogs don't give looks-they just sniff each other's butts.
Jackie: Well, whatever. That's only one time. He's done a ton of really brilliant things too.
Hyde: Oh, like cheating on you a thousand times? That was really smart, huh?
Jackie: That's all over now. Besides, that really doesn't have to do with him being stupid, just very horny.
Hyde: No, your right. That has more to do with you being stupid.
Jackie(shocked): What is that supposed to mean?
Hyde: It means that every time Kelso cheats on you-- you take him back. Then he does it again. Why do you think this time will be different? I don't really care or anything. I just don't feel like hearing you wine when you hear he banged the bachelor party stripper.
Jackie: For your information, Steven Hyde-Michael has never been so committed to me in his life! He will never cheat on me again. (pauses) Besides, why are you trying to put doubts in my head?
They lock eyes for a moment
Hyde: If your so perfect together-why is it so easy to do?
Donna comes bouncing up the driveway.
Donna: Hey guys-I'm back!
No one takes notice. Kelso and Fez continue to play, Eric sits on the Vista Cruiser with his head in his hands pretending not to hear, and Hyde and Jackie stay frozen, staring at each other.
Donna: Hey dillholes! I said I'm back so come on and shower me with I- missed-yous!
Everyone runs over but Eric
Jackie: Sorry Donna. We were all just alittle surprised to see you back so soon. (looks her up and down) Please tell me you didn't wear that in California! There are movie stars there-not lumberjacks!
Donna laughs and pulls Jackie into hug
Donna: Shut up!
Kelso: Great- girl-on-girl action! Me like!
Jackie breaks away from he hug and hits Kelso over the head playfully. Donna hugs everyone and walks over to the Vista Cruiser.
Donna: Hey there-buddy!
Eric: Oh- gosh-look who it is-Miss Hollywood!
Donna: Shut up- your such an ass! I never made it anyway.
Eric: I know. Bob told me.
Donna (laughs): I knew he would. He has a bigger mouth than Jackie!
Eric: That's scary...
Donna: Listen Eric
Eric (at the same time): Listen Donna
They laugh
Eric: No, let me go first. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about what happened the night you left. I just really didn't want to think that we were becoming a couple again, if you still weren't over Casey.
Donna: I know Eric. When I was stuck in Wyoming I had a lot of time to think. ALOT. And I realized what an awesome guy you are. I mean any jerk would have jumped on me. But you wanted to make sure I was ready. I was mad at first. But now I realize that what you did only makes me love you more.
Eric: Oh, Donna! I am so relieved to hear you say that! I thought you were going to hate me forever and end up with some bronzed California jerk. Who of course would not be better looking than me.
Donna: Of course not!
They hug
Eric: I'm really glad your home.
Later...Eric, Hyde, Fez, and Kelso in the circle in Eric's basement.
Kelso: You guys- I so cannot belive I'm going to be a man bride!
Hyde: What the hell is a man bride?
Kelso: You know, the dude whose getting married.
Hyde: You mean a groom?
Kelso: Ya, whatever. I'm still going to look hot in a powder blue suit.
Hyde: Kelso, man, you really need to pick up some new vocabulary before you tie the knot. (shakes head in disgust of Kelso's stupidity and looks at Eric) So, are you and Donna back to being the most boring couple ever, or is this little drama gonna play out for a few days?
Eric: (smiles, and looks around the circle): Well, it's not official yet or anything. But I think it's safe to say that Eric and Donna will be getting it on again one day soon!
Fez: I am so sad! Kelso is going to be a man bride, and Eric has his Jolly Red Giant back. Who do I have to love?
Hyde: Look at me Fez- I don't have a girl, and I don't care. You know why? Because girls are evil.
Fez: Yes, but you don't have a girl because you are mean and hairy. I am soft and exotic- I deserve a girl!
Kelso: Hey no worries buddy! Just wait until my wedding day. There will be a ton of hot girls there and wedding make the ladies horny!
Hyde: You know Kelso-you can't pick up any chicks at your wedding. They'll know your not single-by the whole having just watched you get married thing.
Kelso: I know! I'm a totally 100% faithful guy. I'm just trying to help Fez out.
Eric: You know what guys? I have such a great feeling about our senior year. Who knows? Maybe we will all be with our true loves. (Looks at Hyde) Except for you. Fez is right. You're just freakishly hairy!
Kelso (laughing): Burn! Oh, what a burn!
Chapter 2 is coming soon. Please R/R!!! Thanks!
Int: The Basement (Day 1) Eric, Hyde, and Fez. Eric sits on the couch, Fez on a lawn chair across from Hyde who is sitting in his usual chair. All are watching TV
Eric: Hey, is it just me, or is this show alittle far fetched?
Hyde: Why Forman-whatever do you mean? (smirks)
Eric: Well, it just seems to me that if the Professor can make a motorcycle out of some coconuts, Mr. Howell's Teddy bear, and Ginger's bra he should be able to get them off of that damn island.
Fez (shaking head): Eric, you stupid boy, the Professor does not want to leave the island! Where else would a man like him get two hot ladies fighting over his ability to make pineapples into radios?
Hyde: So true...
Fez: I hope one day I am lucky enough to get stranded on an island.
Eric: (sarcastic)Yeah, I mean who cares about dehydration or starving to death when a real live movie star is slowly withering away with you?
Fez: Exactly. Especially when that movie star is a whore like Ginger. That's how I want to go...(smiles at the thought. Eric shakes his head in disgust.)
Door opens. Kelso comes running in.
Kelso: You guys-I just asked Jackie to marry me!
Eric: What? Why? How?
Fez: You son of a bitch-now I will never have my shot at getting some hot Jackie loving
Kelso: Shut up man! That's my wife your talking about! Well, my soon to be wife. They should have a word that means that. Not my wife, not my girlfriend, but in between...(thinks hard)
Hyde: Is the word your looking for.... Fiancée?
Kelso: What? No! That sounds all French and pansy assed. (Fake French accent) Fiancée! Give me a break! I'm not French! I'll just call her my super girlfriend!
Hyde, annoyed, shrugs and walks over to the freezer for a popsicle. Leans on freezer, standing.
Eric: Anyway, back to my question: WHY, OH WHY?
Kelso: Well, I mean-I've cheated on her a lot. I mean A lot. And then that cheese guy came along and smooched her and it got me thinking.
Hyde: This is going to be bad.
Kelso: What is wrong with Jackie and me? Why do we cheat on each other?
Eric: (confused) And the only logical answer was ask her to marry you??
Kelso: No, at first I thought we had better end it for good.
Eric: I like that plan. You should have ran with it.
Kelso: I would have, but then Jackie told me I could kiss any other girl I wanted. ANYONE, and she would be OK with it. And you know what? I only wanted to kiss her.
Eric: Awww.. how cute!! (sarcastic)
Fez: It's like a real life episode of Happy Days. Kelso and Jackie are my very own Chachie and Joanie!
Kelso: (smiling): Yeah, except I'm hotter than Chachie!
Hyde: And prettier than Joanie.
Kelso: Thanks man!
Eric: Hold on! Can we please, please, get back to the whole throwing away your life on a cold-hearted ice queen part? I mean, when you asked Jackie to marry you?
Kelso: Oh, right. So then Jackie said if I really wanted to be with her-I had to make a commitment. A real one. I have to admit I was scared. I thought about just running out of there, changing my name, and moving to Kenosha.
Hyde: Yeah, she never would have found you that far away.
Kelso: But I didn't. I asked her to marry me and I meant it. This time I'm going to be good to her. No more cheating.
Fez: (wipes away tear) Nothing Chachie has ever done has compared to this! (goes over to Kelso and looks closely at him) And you are much prettier than Joanie!!!
Basement-Day 2 Fez on the lawn chair, Hyde in his chair, Kelso and Eric on opposite sides of the couch Eric: I really don't get Donna-you guys. I mean, first Casey dumps her, then she tries to get back with me, and now she's avoiding me.
Hyde: Well-you embarrassed her. What did you think she would do?
Fez: Even Amazon women have feelings, Eric!
Eric: I didn't mean to embarrass her. I just didn't want to be the Casey rebound guy. I want her back so bad, but only if it's right.
Jackie walks in
Eric: Hey Jackie. Have you talked t0 Donna? I haven't seen her in like, 2 days.
Jackie: Oh, didn't she call you? She went to California. (matter of factly. Sits down on Kelso's lap)
Eric: (stands up, shocked) WHAT???
Jackie(frustrated): SHE-WENT-TO-CALIFORNIA! Geez! (makes a face)
Eric: No, No she devil-I heard you. The what-was in-what the hell are you talking about?
Jackie (shrugs): Well, she called me last night and said she had decided to visit her Mom in California. She took a bus. I think she called me from a bus stop in (thinks) Oh some boring named state-maybe a Dakota??
Eric: (yelling): Why didn't you tell me this last night?
Jackie: I figured she would call you if she wanted you to know. Besides, I had bigger things on my mind .(smiles at Kelso).
Hyde: Yeah, we all know about the stupidest wedding plans ever already-so no need to go into any crappy Jackie detail.
Jackie: But my version is so much better-I'm sure!
*Fantasy Sequence*
Jackie and Kelso sit at a table in a fancy restaurant. Kelso is in a tuxedo and Jackie is wearing a fancy gown. A group of violinists play in the background.
Kelso: Jackie Burkhardt I have loved you from the first day I met you. Will you please do me the honor of being my wife, so I can serve you everyday of my life? (gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring box. He opens it to reveal a huge diamond ring.)
Jackie: Oh Michael! Of course I will marry you! (Kelso places the ring on Jackie's finger) This ring is so gorgeous. Everyone will be so jealous of me!
Kelso: No, Jackie everyone will be jealous of me because today, you have made me the luckiest man alive!
*End Fantasy*
Back to the basement...
Eric: What? Kelso didn't even give you a ring!
Hyde: And weren't you guys at the Hub?
Fez: The Hub has no musicians-unless you count that guy who plays the spoons in the corner.
Jackie: I know-that is just how I've always imagined it would happen. But all that matters is I'm going to be Mrs. Michael Kelso!
Kelso: Ugh Jackie! That is so not how I imagined it!
Eric: You've imagined it?
Fez: What a little girl!
Hyde: Burn!
Kelso: Just listen.....
*Fantasy Sequence 2* Kelso and Jackie sit in a stadium of cheering fans. Kelso and Jackie are wearing tons of Packers gear and cheering loudly.
Jackie: Oh Michael. I just love football so much. Let's go to all the games. In fact, wouldn't it be fun if I bought you season tickets?
Kelso: Jackie I am so glad you said that because I think it's finally time...
Jackie: Time for what?
Kelso: This...
Voice over loudspeaker
Announcer: Attention all Packers Fans! The attractive but not conceited Michael Kelso would like to ask the hot, but slightly botchy Jackie Burkhardt to be his permanent love slave. I guess, that means wife. If you accept, it will mean a life of getting to watch Michael grow older and only more attractive!
Jackie: That is so sweet! Of course I'll be your love slave!
*End Fantasy Sequence 2*
Back to the basement....
Jackie: Michael that is the stupidest, most unromantic thing I have ever heard!
Kelso: What? I said you were hot.
Fez:(shakes head in disgust) You are no longer my Chachie, You aren't even my Potsy!
Donna's House-Day 3
Eric knocks on Donna's front door and Bob answers it.
Eric: Hi Mr. Pinciotti. I was just wondering if you've heard from Donna. I really miss her.
Bob: Yeah, me too Eric. I just don't understand what has gotten into her? Just because that Casey character and her are threw-she went to California?
Eric: I know, I mean- she should be happy to be rid of that jerk.
Bob: I never did like him. i think he made fun of my hair behind my back.
Eric:(tries to be serious) No, No! There's no way anyone could make fun of your hair Mr. Pinciotti.
Bob: Yeah, your right. But I still didn't like him.
Eric: Do you have any idea when she'll be back?( Eric enters the living room and sits down on the couch. Bob sits down next to him)
Bob: Well, she told me not to tell you.
Eric: What? She did? Why?
Bob gives him a knowing look
Eric: I really didn't mean to hurt her. You have to believe me. I just wanted her to get over Casey before we got back together.
Bob: I know son. Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but... she'll be back tomorrow.
Eric: Really??(excited) How? I mean, it's only been 4 days
Bob: She ran out of money in Wyoming. She called and wanted me to wire her more money for the rest of the way but I refused. I don't want my baby girl in California. People are loose out there.
Eric nods in agreement daydreaming about the idea of Donna in a loose state. *Fantasy sequence 3 *
Donna walking along a beach in California. A guy in a bathing suit approaches her.
Guy: Hey, your pretty cute-do you wanna have sex?
Donna: well, I normally wouldn't do it with any random guy-but we are in California. (thinks for a moment) OK!
They run off together.
*end fantasy sequence 3*
Back to the Donna's living room.
Eric shutters at the thought he just had.
Bob: So I told her I would send her enough money to take a plane home. I guess she'd had enough of her little adventure because she agreed.
Eric: Yeah, either that or she had no choice.
Bob looks annoyed
Eric: But I'm sure it's that she missed you. I'm sure!!
Day 4-Forman's Driveway Kelso and Fez are playing basketball, Eric is sitting on the Vista Cruiser, Jackie is sitting on a porch chair, and Hyde is leaning against the porch railing-- standing.
Hyde: So, your really going to be Mrs. Gomer Pyle, huh?
Jackie: Shut up Steven! Michael is a lot smarter than you think.
Hyde: Oh yeah-your right. Like when he challenged that Golden retriever to a fight.
Jackie: (thinks) Well, he said that dog was giving a really evil look.
Hyde (shakes in head in disbelief):Jackie it was a dog! Dogs don't give looks-they just sniff each other's butts.
Jackie: Well, whatever. That's only one time. He's done a ton of really brilliant things too.
Hyde: Oh, like cheating on you a thousand times? That was really smart, huh?
Jackie: That's all over now. Besides, that really doesn't have to do with him being stupid, just very horny.
Hyde: No, your right. That has more to do with you being stupid.
Jackie(shocked): What is that supposed to mean?
Hyde: It means that every time Kelso cheats on you-- you take him back. Then he does it again. Why do you think this time will be different? I don't really care or anything. I just don't feel like hearing you wine when you hear he banged the bachelor party stripper.
Jackie: For your information, Steven Hyde-Michael has never been so committed to me in his life! He will never cheat on me again. (pauses) Besides, why are you trying to put doubts in my head?
They lock eyes for a moment
Hyde: If your so perfect together-why is it so easy to do?
Donna comes bouncing up the driveway.
Donna: Hey guys-I'm back!
No one takes notice. Kelso and Fez continue to play, Eric sits on the Vista Cruiser with his head in his hands pretending not to hear, and Hyde and Jackie stay frozen, staring at each other.
Donna: Hey dillholes! I said I'm back so come on and shower me with I- missed-yous!
Everyone runs over but Eric
Jackie: Sorry Donna. We were all just alittle surprised to see you back so soon. (looks her up and down) Please tell me you didn't wear that in California! There are movie stars there-not lumberjacks!
Donna laughs and pulls Jackie into hug
Donna: Shut up!
Kelso: Great- girl-on-girl action! Me like!
Jackie breaks away from he hug and hits Kelso over the head playfully. Donna hugs everyone and walks over to the Vista Cruiser.
Donna: Hey there-buddy!
Eric: Oh- gosh-look who it is-Miss Hollywood!
Donna: Shut up- your such an ass! I never made it anyway.
Eric: I know. Bob told me.
Donna (laughs): I knew he would. He has a bigger mouth than Jackie!
Eric: That's scary...
Donna: Listen Eric
Eric (at the same time): Listen Donna
They laugh
Eric: No, let me go first. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about what happened the night you left. I just really didn't want to think that we were becoming a couple again, if you still weren't over Casey.
Donna: I know Eric. When I was stuck in Wyoming I had a lot of time to think. ALOT. And I realized what an awesome guy you are. I mean any jerk would have jumped on me. But you wanted to make sure I was ready. I was mad at first. But now I realize that what you did only makes me love you more.
Eric: Oh, Donna! I am so relieved to hear you say that! I thought you were going to hate me forever and end up with some bronzed California jerk. Who of course would not be better looking than me.
Donna: Of course not!
They hug
Eric: I'm really glad your home.
Later...Eric, Hyde, Fez, and Kelso in the circle in Eric's basement.
Kelso: You guys- I so cannot belive I'm going to be a man bride!
Hyde: What the hell is a man bride?
Kelso: You know, the dude whose getting married.
Hyde: You mean a groom?
Kelso: Ya, whatever. I'm still going to look hot in a powder blue suit.
Hyde: Kelso, man, you really need to pick up some new vocabulary before you tie the knot. (shakes head in disgust of Kelso's stupidity and looks at Eric) So, are you and Donna back to being the most boring couple ever, or is this little drama gonna play out for a few days?
Eric: (smiles, and looks around the circle): Well, it's not official yet or anything. But I think it's safe to say that Eric and Donna will be getting it on again one day soon!
Fez: I am so sad! Kelso is going to be a man bride, and Eric has his Jolly Red Giant back. Who do I have to love?
Hyde: Look at me Fez- I don't have a girl, and I don't care. You know why? Because girls are evil.
Fez: Yes, but you don't have a girl because you are mean and hairy. I am soft and exotic- I deserve a girl!
Kelso: Hey no worries buddy! Just wait until my wedding day. There will be a ton of hot girls there and wedding make the ladies horny!
Hyde: You know Kelso-you can't pick up any chicks at your wedding. They'll know your not single-by the whole having just watched you get married thing.
Kelso: I know! I'm a totally 100% faithful guy. I'm just trying to help Fez out.
Eric: You know what guys? I have such a great feeling about our senior year. Who knows? Maybe we will all be with our true loves. (Looks at Hyde) Except for you. Fez is right. You're just freakishly hairy!
Kelso (laughing): Burn! Oh, what a burn!
Chapter 2 is coming soon. Please R/R!!! Thanks!