I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this, I just woke up one morning and thought "Hey! What if Dilly had to pass a kidney stone!" I guess I though that it would be funny to put a character like Dilandau in such an uncomfortable position.
Dilandau Passes a Kidney Stone!
'It has been a horrible day so far' Dilandau thought to himself as he walked towards the vione's infirmary. First his flamethrower had run out of fuel, then he had been forced into a long conversation with Folken, and now he was feeling sharp pains in his abdomen. Overall it was a horrible day for Dilandau. He stepped into the infantry and walked into one of the examination rooms in the back. The physician, who had been scared to death thinking about treating Dilandau for something, walked into the room after a few minutes of contemplating running away. "What took you so long?" Dilandau yelled (Luckily for the physician Dilandau was only slightly annoyed) "I…I'm very sorry for the wait sir" the physician stammered "Uhm…So what has been troubling you sir?" "I have been having strange…pains…in my abdomen" Dilandau said after a pause. "Don't worry sir, I will examine you and we will run some tests, I am sure that it will be nothing serious"
*Author's note* Now we will skip ahead a bit…Partly because I am lazy and partly because the next few paragraphs would have been about how the physician tried to get Dilly to allow him to "examine" him, also how they would have fought Dilly to make him wear one of those weird medical gowns while they took x-rays of him (Do they even have those in Gaea????)
After a long struggle and many threats on the physician and his staff's lives, the tests were finished and the results had come back. "We now know the reason for your pain sir" said a new physician (The other had been severely burned…) "What is it?" Dilandau asked, a slight tinge of fear in his voice "You will be happy to know that it is nothing more than a kidney stone that you are passing" the physician said reassuringly "WHAT!?" Dilandau screamed "What do you mean 'I am passing', You are going to something about this right NOW!"
The physician, who recalled that he had seen the blackened form of the previous physician rolled out of the room, gulped and stammered "B…believe me sir I would do something if I could…But there is nothing that I can do" Dilandau grabbed an oxygen tank (ready to fashion a crude flamethrower) but then he recalled that this was the only other physician on the vione "Then what am I supposed to do?" Dilandau asked "The only thing that you can do is wait and pass……" before he could finish his sentence Dilandau had torched him.
As he walked back to his chamber, Dilandau couldn't help but to think to himself 'Why does this have to happen to me?'. Sitting in his chamber he let out a whimper as his pain suddenly intensified "What did I do to deserve this!" he said aloud. Folken, who had been walking by, heard this and chuckled to himself. 'whatever it is that is bothering him' he thought as he heard Dilandau's muffled sobs, 'it is going to make this week interesting'
Well that is it for the first chapter, Next time on DPAKS serious questions will be answered, questions like, Will Dilandau pass his stone successfully?, Will Folken make fun of him?, Will the Dragonslayers find out? If you want to know the answers to these and many other questions please send me some reviews. Until next time!
*Note: I do not own Escaflowne…things would be a lot different if I did. Examples: No scar on Dilly, No evil sorcerers taking Dilly away, Overall more Dilly, etc…..