Lestrade stood in front of the police force. He didn't want to have to do this, but...
"Sherlock Holmes..." He heaved a heavy sigh. "Sherlock Holmes is dead."
Phones pinged around the room, but their owners ignored them or turned them off.
"His memory will remain untarnished by recent events-" Lestrade ran a hand through his hair. He had had no idea that this would be so hard. "But it has been proven that he is a fake. He was never a genius."
All the phones buzzed. This time they couldn't be ignored.
Wrong!
So, um...my friends and I were talking during some work time, and I mentioned that this would be an awesome way for Sherlock to come back. I have no better excuse. And I wrote this in like 10 minutes. But, all that notwithstanding, virtual cookies for you if you review! I mean it, I will PM you with a picture of a cookie! And flames are always welcome, they will be used to bake the virtual cookies for the nice reviewers. So R&R, and enjoy your dose of my writing madness!