Sanji had it up to his throat ! What even made him go after that Marimo ! It would have been better if he would have just gotten lost !
Why does he have no sense of direction ? It's unbelivable . And why did the Marimo want to get wood all by himself ! He could have invited Brook or Chopper to go with him . But noooo , he just wanders into a forest on his own !
''Now what , Marimo-kun ? '' asked a clearly pissed Sanji .
Why did he have to come ? Zoro was fine on his won , but that Ero-Cook just had to come .
He got Zoro distracted and now they were lost !
Zoro looked at the pile of wood they had gathered . They had to take it back . But they've been trying to do that for God knows how long .
''Let's go ! ''
''GO WHERE ? ''
''Let's just walk , we're bound to find a road , or a town or something . ''
''DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THIS ISLAND ! ? IT COULD TAKE US DAYS TO GET TO OUT OF THE FOREST ! ''
''And who's fault is that ?''
''WHAT DO YOU MEAN ! IT'S YOURS ! ''
''I don't see how it is . ''
''YOU LED THE WAY ! Well yes , I did follow you like an idiot , but YOU LED THE FRIGGIN' WAY ! ''
''But you distracted me .''
''YOU WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT ME ! ''
What they didn't realize though is that they were walking while they were argueing . And somehow , they got separated ...
Sanji: What the ? I can't move ? Am I dreaming ?
Zoro : Argh ! C'mon ! Damn legs ! What's happening !?
They both heard a voice : '' Hello ! Now ,now . It seems you've gotten lost . So listen to me . I'll ask you a question . You lie to me , you're gonna be stuck here . You say the truth , I'll make a pathway to your ship . Sound good ? Let me mention this is the only way you can get out of this place without rotting . ''
They both agreed .
''Ok ! So , let's see . You had a road partner . How do you feel about him ? ''
Sanji : '' That annoying kuso-marimo ! He's almost useless ! And no sense of direction ! He's an idiot . ''
Voice : '' Bzzzz . Wrong , go again .
Sanji : '' He thinks he's such a great swordsman . HE'S NOT ! He's just average .
Voice : ''Wrong ! Look honey , if you lie ,I'll know .
Zoro : ''The love-cook ? Hah , he's good for nothing . All he can do is be a pervert . ''
Voice :'' Wrong .Try again please . ''
Zoro : ''He thinks he's such a great cook . Ptch , he's food is average . ''
Voice : '' Look , sweets , if you lie you won't be able to get out of here alive . ''
Sanji : ''Why you ... ! Ok , ok ! Wanna know what I think ? Here I go : HE IS AN IDIOT ! But at the same time , he's a good comerade , and he's an excellent swordsman,he's lazy and sleeps to much , but the training he does is unbelivable ! And more than that : -
Zoro : ''Stupid little !You want truth here's the truth : HE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS ! But he's a gentleman when it comes to ladies and that is worth respect , he's food is the best food I've ever eaten , and his kicks are my thoughest opponents ! Also he's: -
''LIKE A BROTHER TO ME ! ''
Voice :Now that was not so hard . And don't worry he didn't hear you . Now take any road you want , you'll meet with him and then continue and you'll get to your ship .