Summery My Microsoft Word program was on the frits earlier. I fixed it now and would like to show you the complete version of my holiday homicide set to the tune of Jingle Bells ;)
Rating It's still T
Comments Sorry for mess-up ;)
Jingle Bells, Decomp smells. Mrs. Clause is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head. Hay! Jingle Bells, Decomp smells, Mrs. Clause is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head.
Driving down the strip, lights and sirens on, 419 call came in a little after dawn. Grisom and the team are sure to solve the case. "Who murdered dear old Mrs. Clause?" the Question that they face.
Jingle Bells, Decomp smells. Mrs. Clause is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head. Hay! Jingle Bells, Decomp smells, Mrs. Claus is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head.
They all processed the scene for prints and DNA. Blitzen told Brass what he had seen yesterday. An elf named Tiny Tom left at six last night. Santa got home at one a.m and then they had a fight.
Jingle Bells, Decomp smells. Mrs. Clause is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head. Hay! Jingle Bells, Decomp smells. Mrs. Clause is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head.
They questioned fat old Clause. He wasn't hard to break. He said he killed his wife because her love was fake. She was sleeping with his elf. She said, "No, I insist." He found the condom in the trash and then he got all pissed.
Jingle Bells, Decomp smells. Mrs Clause is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head. Hay! Jingle Bells, Decomp smells, Mrs. Claust is dead. Santa got jealous of her elf affair and shot her in the head.
-Much better now. Think so? ;) -