Hidan was sick of Kakuzu . They were a great pair when it came to combat , but really he was just a boring old geezer who loved money . He really needed to have fun . Have ... fun .
Hidan was a genius ! He knew what he had to do .
''Let's go Kakuzu ! ''
'' I still do not know where we are going . ''
''Don't worry man , it's a surpirse and I'm paying . YeeeHaw ! ''
Kakuzu nodded and followed Hidan to this fancy building , where Hidan entered and asked for a special''pain drill '' whatever that was and a special ''classy '' . The woman at the desk lead Hidan to a room in the basement and Kakuzu to a room on the 2nd floor, where Kakuzu sat down and thought to himself :
*This looks expensive . How stupid is Hidan ... Did he really have to bring me to this hotel ? *
Kakuzu barely finished his thought that he heard the door open . Now , with him in the room , was a beautiful young lady (well , young compared to Kakuzu ) , with a long red dress , with pearls around her neck , blond hair and black eyes , black not blue. She had brought a bottle of red wine .
''Hello , dear . My name is Cher (nothing to do with the artist ) . I heard you needed some classy fun .''
''Hello , my name is Kakuzu . ''
Cher said something about drinking for a good time , and Kakuzu didn't complain . He took a sip of that wine than said :
'' Pete's sake ! This wine is most expensive . Do you think money grows on trees ? I would have settled for some apple juice ! ''
Cher looked confused . It was the first time she heard something like that . Well , not like she bought the wine .
''And look at that dress ! How much is that? 1.000.000 $ ? Not to mention those pearls ! Its' outrageous . Don't you people know that money shouldn't be wasted . ''
''Would you rathered me coming naked from the beginning ? ''
''Huh , no ! I don't want to see that either ! Some overalls , or a tank-top with a pair of jeans or something . And something simple , not those fancy high-heels ! '' Kakuzu was getting fired up , he loves giving economical advice .
*Did he just say he doesn't want to see me naked ? THEN WHY DID HE COME ? *
''WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUSTER ? YOU COME HERE , ASK FOR ME , THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING , FROM THE WINE TO MY CLOTHES ! ''
''Now , now lady , no need to yell , I didn't ask for you . You just showed up here . And I'm not complaining I'm just saying it would be better if you listened to me . If I wanted to spend time with a blondie , I would have played cards with Deidara . ''
''YOU SON OF A BITCH '' and she ran down the stairs .
''Time to get Hidan . ''
As Kakuzu was coming down the stairs he saw Hidan , half-naked at the desk , trying to talk something out with Cher and that woman from eariler . Oh and behind him was a girl , with a whip and a dagger , also half-naked .
''JASHIN'S NAME KAKUZU ! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO ! ''
''What are you talking about ? I just had a nice chat with the lady . ''
''NICE CHAT ? NICE FUCKING CHAT ? I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO GET LAID ! ''
''To what now ? ''
''I'M AN IDIOT ! I BRING A FRIGGIN' MUMMY HERE AND EXPECT HIM TO KNOW WHAT TO DO AT A CATHOUSE ! .'' Hidan was running out of steam '' Alright I'll pay extra and we can forget this right ? '' The answer was a kunai in Hidan's forehead ,wich of course did nothing .
But now a mob of chicks with weapons and jutsu were running after them .
''YOU MOTHERFUCKER ! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE KAKUZU ! ''
Hidan was so not in the mood for a fight . Neither was Kakuzu to be honest.
So they just ran like there was no tomorrow .
_The next day , Kakuzu went to Hidan and said the following :
''Thank you ! I enjoyed myself last night ''
''You son of a bitch . ''