Supernatural Human Powers Yeah!
Chapter 1: Say What?
Xander sighed, bored out of his mind as he slumped onto Giles couch. He didn't know why they even invited him to meetings anymore. They forbid him to have anything to do with anything. His hands curled into fist at the comments they made about him not being able to help because he was only human. If only they knew.
Okay, so maybe he didn't want them to know. Maybe he wanted to be kept around because he was Xander and not because of what he was. All though lately it seemed if he was only around because they needed someone to go grocery shopping every once in a while. He was supposed to sit back and watch all the powerful beings battle it out. He was supposed to be there to pick up the pieces after everyone else had destroyed everything and each other. Well, sitting around did help a lot when looking out for number one.
He and Faith had done a lot of the hanging around thing lately. Buffy didn't want anything to do with Faith, and Buffy wanted Xander out of the way. They complied almost to happily. Drinking, dancing, living the night life, what could be better? Well he rarely saw sunshine anymore. He had been working at the construction site, but it had been destroyed by a pack of demons who ate wood. Now he was out of a job and living the life.
"Xander! Xander! ALEXANDER HARRIS!" Buffy screamed at her friend.
"Umm… What?" Xander asked. Maybe spacing out wasn't good for his ear drum. He shouldn't do it as often. At least he hadn't started babbling excuses.
"Were you even paying attention?" Buffy asked in a huff. Her and Giles had just explained what was going on to the group and Xander hadn't been listening one bit. Usually it was Spike that they had to repeat everything to, if he even showed up to a meeting. Spike had actually been paying attention this time.
"Did it look like I was listening?" Xander asked. Why did he need to pay attention? They had stopped letting him help in the fighting a long time ago. Why listen to what they were going against.
"Slayer was talking about one of the big bad goons wanting to come to Sunny Dale and take out any magical creature and then spread around the world doing the same thing until there was no one who could raise the mythical creature army against him. So Red and Tara decided they were going to locate the nearest creature person and make it help 'em, so that they could help these creatures." I didn't know Spike actually listened. I thought he just punched and kicked when it came time.
"Thanks for the thirty to one." Xander commented. The others looked at him curiously. He threw his hands in the air, "You know. He took a thirty minute speech and turned it into a one minute talk." The others nodded their heads in understanding. Okay, so he picked up some things from Faith that the others just didn't understand. Wait a second did Spike say creatures? …Did Spike say creatures? Oh Shit. He was in deep shit when they finished that spell and it pinpointed the nearest creature being him. Oh damn, better high tail it.
"Umm…It's been great, but I gotta jet. You know, the night has only begun and that crap. Well I'll just leave the basement unlocked as always for you Spike. Bye!" Xander shouted. He grabbed his jacket and was out the door before anyone could question him. Damnit! He had to go get Faith and get her to help him. Only she knew his secret. Only she knew that he was one of the Mythical Beast, one of the Drow.
This fic is almost all completely saved on my computer and finished. The intro is short, but chapters should get longer starting next chapter which will be posted tomorrow or the next day sometime. If my grammer sucks ass just tell me and we'll be all happy about it.