Solid Snake's Videogame Parody Party!
Solid Snake- Hello, I'm King Solid Snake. I know, you can stop clapping now. No, please don't send ten dollars to 232 Kingson Road Hollywood, California. Anyway, let me begin. Today, I will make fun of all the other games that have tried to capatalise on Metal Gear Solid, some even before the game was made: Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid 2....Wait a minute, scratch that one. And many other games that I cannot mention now without getting sued. So sit back and relax, as I make fun of all my videogame enemies. Oh, and you can send me that ten dollars now.
Silent Hill Parody
Snake- I'm the main guy from Silent Hill, I suck!
Resident Evil Parody
Snake- I'm the main guy from Resident Evil, I also suck
Metal Gear Solid 2 Parody
Snake- I'm the main guy from Metal Gear Solid 2, I suck....Wait a minute...
Solid Snake- Aha, those were funny. Now, I'm afraid I must end....Hey, what are the police doing here?
Policeman- Solid Snake, you're under arrest for making fun of the guy from Silent Hill!
Solid Snake- Oh no....him...whatever his name is...
Policeman- His name's James, and he wants us to arrest you!
Solid Snake- Well you're not taking me alive.
Policeman- Ok, we'll shoot you.
Solid Snake- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Runs out of the room screaming like a girl
Snake runs down the street and jumps onto the back of the bus that's leaving. He sees the police behind him running after the bus shaking their fists at him.
Solid Snake- Hahaha, look at them shake their fists at me. I'll show them how to shake a fist at someone!
Snake shakes his fist and lets go of the bus. He falls onto the ground and gets up to see two guns aimed at him.
Policeman- Wellity wellity wellity, it looks like the snake has been caught.
Snake- Can't you guyes let me go, I have a meeting.
Policeman- You have another meeting too! With that Jame's guy from Silent Hill. I think he just wants to talk, and maybe kill you. Nothing more.
Snake- Well, I guess I can take time out of my schedule to be killed. Take me to him!
Policeman- Acutally, he's right behind you
Snake turns around to see James from Silent Hill behind him.
James- Snake, I need your help. My daughter's missing!
Snake- I'm afraid I can't help you James.
James- Come on Snake! There's monsters chasing me!
Snake- Well, I could help you....but I remember that Christmas Party you had and you didn't invite me.
James- There was a card mixup! A CARD MIXUP!
Snake- Yeah, well you hurt my feelings so go away.
A large monster leaps out of the shadows and carries James away.
Snake- Ahahahaha, he's dead now
Policeman- Hahaha, good one. And I bet his daughters dead too.
Snake- Hahahah, two in a row!
Policeman- Hey, you wanna go for a beer?
Snake-NO! I don't get drunk any more, I had a bad experience last week. I'll never drink, or even look at a beer again.
Policeman- I'll buy
Snake- Ok, let's go
And that's the story of why Snake's liver can no longer take any more alcohol
Solid Snake- Hello, I'm King Solid Snake. I know, you can stop clapping now. No, please don't send ten dollars to 232 Kingson Road Hollywood, California. Anyway, let me begin. Today, I will make fun of all the other games that have tried to capatalise on Metal Gear Solid, some even before the game was made: Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid 2....Wait a minute, scratch that one. And many other games that I cannot mention now without getting sued. So sit back and relax, as I make fun of all my videogame enemies. Oh, and you can send me that ten dollars now.
Silent Hill Parody
Snake- I'm the main guy from Silent Hill, I suck!
Resident Evil Parody
Snake- I'm the main guy from Resident Evil, I also suck
Metal Gear Solid 2 Parody
Snake- I'm the main guy from Metal Gear Solid 2, I suck....Wait a minute...
Solid Snake- Aha, those were funny. Now, I'm afraid I must end....Hey, what are the police doing here?
Policeman- Solid Snake, you're under arrest for making fun of the guy from Silent Hill!
Solid Snake- Oh no....him...whatever his name is...
Policeman- His name's James, and he wants us to arrest you!
Solid Snake- Well you're not taking me alive.
Policeman- Ok, we'll shoot you.
Solid Snake- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh * Runs out of the room screaming like a girl
Snake runs down the street and jumps onto the back of the bus that's leaving. He sees the police behind him running after the bus shaking their fists at him.
Solid Snake- Hahaha, look at them shake their fists at me. I'll show them how to shake a fist at someone!
Snake shakes his fist and lets go of the bus. He falls onto the ground and gets up to see two guns aimed at him.
Policeman- Wellity wellity wellity, it looks like the snake has been caught.
Snake- Can't you guyes let me go, I have a meeting.
Policeman- You have another meeting too! With that Jame's guy from Silent Hill. I think he just wants to talk, and maybe kill you. Nothing more.
Snake- Well, I guess I can take time out of my schedule to be killed. Take me to him!
Policeman- Acutally, he's right behind you
Snake turns around to see James from Silent Hill behind him.
James- Snake, I need your help. My daughter's missing!
Snake- I'm afraid I can't help you James.
James- Come on Snake! There's monsters chasing me!
Snake- Well, I could help you....but I remember that Christmas Party you had and you didn't invite me.
James- There was a card mixup! A CARD MIXUP!
Snake- Yeah, well you hurt my feelings so go away.
A large monster leaps out of the shadows and carries James away.
Snake- Ahahahaha, he's dead now
Policeman- Hahaha, good one. And I bet his daughters dead too.
Snake- Hahahah, two in a row!
Policeman- Hey, you wanna go for a beer?
Snake-NO! I don't get drunk any more, I had a bad experience last week. I'll never drink, or even look at a beer again.
Policeman- I'll buy
Snake- Ok, let's go
And that's the story of why Snake's liver can no longer take any more alcohol