WANRING: I don't own Percy Jackson, but he is living in my closet along with everyone else. Okay, scratch that last part and replace it with "Rick actually owns him." You guys get the point. Um, a friend and I came up with this idea randomly. Enjoy, I suppose~

Me: So, I'm back with another story! :o
Leo: And, OF COURSE, I'm still not in it.
Percy: I don't think any of us are in it…
Nico: And I pray to all the Olympians that we, or at least me, won't end up in it.
Me: HA, no yet, my dears. Not yet~ And this time, someone is helping me write it!
Nico: -shadow-travels away-
Me: Saw that coming. Enjoy the story!

Me: Normally we would have the Glamour Diva hosting these things, but she's been forced to be a part of the whole show. –insert Aphrodite's grumble here- What is this? It's our version of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians". A mix of Olympians here and our heroes there, we've got this whole new reality show of drama~! "Keeping Up With Olympians And Heroes", real original, huh? So, we're not going to get right into the show. I figured we should at least introduce people, give you an idea on the drama and those sorts. I guess this is why I've got Hera, Aphrodite, and Demeter sitting right next to me! Woo, yeah, whatever. Starting off with our dove fanatic, take it away, Aphrodite!

Audience: -extremely loud clapping and whistling-

Aphrodite: Ohmygosh, stop it, you guys! I'd say I'm flattered, but I do deserve this, after all. So anyway, ummm…I don't want any trouble or actual drama to start with. Like, Olympus already has enough to deal with, am I right?

Ohmygosh, totally joking about the drama part! Okay, drama and gossip are what keep Olympus alive. You know, all up and going or whatever. And you know what the biggest commotion up here is? Percabeth! Picture this: A son of Poseidon, a daughter of Athena, both parents are somewhat sworn enemies yet they /still/ stand together! I mean, how about a round of applause for them, please!
Audience: -clapping, whistling, ect-
Poseidon: Excuse me, bu-
Me: No.
Athena: If I may-
Me: No.
Both: How can you ju-
Me: No.
Aphrodite: So anyway, don't even get me started on the nicknames they have for each other! –squeals- But, yeah. It's cute, right? Seems all wonderful and totally lovey dovey forever. I mean, that might be true, but as a goddess of love, things can get a little banal for me. Excitement, that needs to be added. I need something to spice up matters, and I know just what to do. –evil smirk-
Poseidon: Now wait, what ex-
Me: No.
Athena: Exactly, no. Let the love expert do what as she pleases. She might be able to separate that moron you call your son from my daughter.
Poseidon: Wait, why didn't you get a n-
Me: No. So, that's it for Aphrodite! Looks like we've got something big to expect. Next up is our Cereal Master, give it up for Demeter!

Audience: -dull clapping, awkward cricket noise-

Demeter: I appreciate the warm welcome, flattered, honestly. Now, this might be very good for us. A chance to see ourselves on TV and realize something very important: the lack of nutrients some of us hold. Not me, I'm perfect. I'm swa-
Aphrodite: -very loud cough-
Demeter: Ah, right, and Aphrodite. She seems to have her nutrients all in place. Very vibrant and those sorts. But as I was saying, I'm swaying more on the Hades side, if you know what I mean.
Hades: How many times have I-
Me: No.
Poseidon: Don't bother yourself, brother.
Demeter: ANYWAY, if the interruptions have finally ceased, I'd like to say that it's not like I don't have anything planned; oh, my dears, it's the exact opposite! I have prepared the ultimate cereal cannon. Is that not the perfect way to get my relatives to smell the aroma of nutrients, to just taste themselves coming to life? The answer was obvious from the start, so of course! Everything will go as planned, believe me.
Audience: -still awkward cricket noise-
Me: …'Kay, moving on to our glorious ruler and what not, here's Hera! Yaaaayyy…

Audience: -forces selves to clap for the mighty queen-

Hera: A warning that I am sure you are all familiar with: nothing you hear ever goes as planned.
Demeter: Absurd! I just sa-
Me: No.
Demeter: I won't even both-
Me: No.
Hera: Right, maybe it will be predictable, but we are the great Olympians. Expect the highest and unexpected. Though, what is one thing to expect, you may ask? A cheating husband. Preferably mine. Not a surprise, hm? I will reveal no more about that. Just remember my words.
Me: Alrighty, that's about it, then! Until next time! We'll either start with the show or have a couple of more interviews, whatever the ratings and views tell us! Buh-bye!

Zeus: What is this? Cheating husband?
Me: Why so surprised?
Zeus:
Me:
Zeus:
Me: Am I going to die?
Hades: Possibly.
Leo: GREAT, the writer is going to die before I'm in any of the stories!

SO, that's the end of that! Obviously, we got bored and wrote this. If it's bad and dragging on, sorry. :3 We try. Reviews on what should be done with this would be very helpful~ Thanks a bunch!