1The Diary of ZIM! Chapter One: DOOM!
This is my first Invader ZIM FanFic... I usually write Phantom Of The Opera ones, but I love Invader ZIM as well... Here's yet another disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. There. I said It. Happy? (Sobs)
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Zim sat down in front of the main computer in his lair. He was wondering what to write. The Tallest had decided to order Zim to keep a...diary of his evil plots and the like. Inspiration struck Zim and he began to write...
Dear...Diary,
Today was a very interesting day. That annoying twit, Dib, was being...annoying. He fell for the plan that used the Furbys, but wait until tomorrow's genius plot. Dib won't see the light of day for quite a while... Gir was also being annoying as well. I personally thing he should not be partnered with the great ZIM, but the Tallest gave him to ZIM especially. Oh well.
ZIM's new plot is insanely evil and nefarious, but ZIM can't reveal it here. Dib might somehow see it. ZIM can't wait to give the Guarden Gnomes new attack bunnies. The Earth shall belong to ZIM!!!!!!!
Zim closed his diary. All of that hard, incisive, writing took a lot out of him. He decided to go get a taco. Gir had really seemed to like them, so Zim went to see what was so great about the thing called a "taco".
When he came back, he decided to write some more in his...diary. He didn't want to disappoint the Tallest, after all...
Dear...Diary,
ZIM just had the most wonderful experience of my life! Who knew Gir would actually be right about something? We went to Krazy Taco and ZIM had the First Ever Taco of ZIM's Life. ZIM loves them more than ZIM loves Dib! He was there, by the way, and he must have eaten something poisoned, because he threw up...he said that ZIM poisoned his Taco, but ZIM does not have memory of doing that. All ZIM did was put a 'special ingredient' in it to make it 'taste better'. See? ZIM had nothing to do with it. HE'S MAKING IT UP!
ZIM is a good little invader...ZIM would never try to take out his nemesis' s life. ZIM WILL RULE THE EARTH!!!!
With that...interesting... closing, Zim decided to go back to Krazy Taco. If he was lucky, Dib would be there, still vomiting. Then he could put his plan into motion...
TBC...
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Well? I'm sorry that it's so short, but I have Writer's Block. Does anyone else find it disturbing that Zim talks about himself in Third Person? I find it funny... Please REVIEW!!!!! I want at least 5 reviews for this chapter. Don't forget to read my other stories as well!
Thanks,
PhantomOfThePunjab