A/N: SO i turly believe that Near does have emotions he just doesn't express them normally. So he puts them all in a diary. That I happen to bhave and am now sharing with all of you. :] So enjoy this crack-filled laughter machine known as Near's diary.
Dear Diary or journal... who cares,
Kay. So first off this was not my idea.
Watari and L said I'm too emotionless that I should express my feelings and gave me this peice of crap book.
So I could write down my feelings and stuff like that. First off I am NOT some emotionless sheep. I have plenty of emotions I just don't show them that well.
MELLO is way more emotional then me. If anyone deserves one of these it's him. And speaking of that blonde bastard. He shoved a LEGO down my throat.
All I did was try and return the chocolate he dropped. I said these exact words. "Mello, you dropped your chocolate. Here." and I handed it to him.
Then he stuffed a LEGO down my throat. I seriously think he has issues. Like ISSUES!
I wonder about him and matt sometimes. I mean it's not healthy to smoke nor is it healthy to eat that much chocolate. The probably turn that into some kind of foreplay. I just can't wait to see the look on their faces when Roger catches ten one of these days.
Speaking of Roger. You know I've always suspected him of being a pedophile. And go-figure. This kid was running down the hall yelling "RAPE,RAPE!" and Roger was chasing him.
I wonder where Watari is at times like this...
- Near
A/N So what do you guys think! Please comment and tell me if it's good or not! :D