Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. I also didn't write this, my boyfriend did and he wanted it on the Internet somewhere, so I put it here! :D
One day, Matt Smith was getting ready to go to work on the new season of Doctor Who. When suddenly the Tardis appeared in front of his house and another Matt Smith emerges from it.
"What in the name of ugly mother-fuckers is that?" So Matt Smith walks outside and is greeted by a future version of himself, who happens to be a zombie. "Don't go to the shoot today, you will regret it."
"NIGGA PLOX" Matt Smith said and punched off the zombies head, then got into his Smart car and began pulling out of his driveway. Just then there was a massive collision as a 16-wheeled Semi plowed into the little gay car, sending it soaring through the air until it collided with the museum of explosives and sharp objects, that happened to be hosting a new exhibit focused on the dangers of used syringes! There was a massive explosion and debris was scattered everywhere. Soon after the horrific explosion, the doors of the semi-truck open and two figures step out, then walk to the massive inferno caused by the little faggot car and Matt Smith. The camera pans up to reveal that the two figures who had been driving the truck were none other than David Tennant and a Dalek. David Silently nods his head and looks over at the Dalek who slowly turns to him and says, "CELEBRATE!" and shoots confetti all over while spinning in a circle. Then they both break out in a massive dancing thing. Then DAVID TENNANT and the Dalek get back in the truck and make their way to the set of Doctor Who to Record the new season!