Summary: One day, Kadaj is thinking about Cloud and gets angry over it. This is extremely satirical and abstract so try and catch along, why don't you?

Brother

Always brooding. Always brooding.

Oh, look how annoying that becomes.

Always brooding. Always brooding.

Waving that blonde hair like he is a

Something-something or one of those

Give me some, you know, with those

MAGNIFICENT, SOLDIER EYES

Like it's something so great! You'd

Think that someone who would just

Want to DIE for it. Honestly. Please.

Brother. Always brooding. Always.

Hitches himself on that motorcycle

That REEKS of coolness. That guy

Can never get enough of coolness.

Oh, not to mention that horrifically

Angsting, selfish, and brooding in

That innocent manner of his like he

Has to be so COOL just doing that.

Oh, great. He has to be so COOL

Proving me wrong. Am I wrong?

Mother was. But brother had to be

So COOL about it, it ANNOYS me.

Great. I die and leave the earth and

He looks up with those COOL eyes

And I wished I can say several words

Some final words to that COOLNESS.

You bastard.