Okay, I've got Writer's Block with the Kel and Alanna story, so here is a random talk show type thing with the first feature of Taya. WARNING: Do not read if you hate it when everyone calls Neal Meathead. This is slightly Kel/Dom. Everyone is mean to Neal. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Chapter 1 It begins
"Are we on?"
"That we are, Miss Taya!"
"Let's rock it!"
(Curtains rise. A girl with darkish hair and greenish eyes wearing a dress tunic and a pair of comfy breeches and nice leather boots is on the stage. She adjusts her glasses.)
"Hi everyone! And welcome to our first Random Tortall talk show. Reviewer feed back is important , so REVIEW Oh, by the way, I don't own anything. Tamora Pierce created everyone except for me. Let's start the show! Wait, Let's change this to play format. Okay, on the next person. Anyways, our guests today are: Meathead, Kel, Dom, Raoul, Alanna, and George. Warning: Random Tortall people may appear."
(Above mentioned guests appear. Meathead has a sour face.)
Meathead: STOP CALLING ME MEATHEAD!!!!!!
Taya, Kel, and Dom: Um, Meathead…
Meathead: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!
Taya: Meathead, you have too many exclamation marks.
Meathead: STOP CALLING ME MEATHEAD!
Alanna: Would my insolent former squire like to spar?
Yuki: (appears out of nowhere and hits Neal with her fan.) That's not very nice Nealan. (She disappears.)
Neal: (mutters under his breath.) Can we move on?
Kel and Dom: No.
Neal: And they still don't admit they like each other.
(Kel and Dom both blush…)
Raoul: I'm being neglected! I feel unloved!
Neal: I think I have the most lines. Wait! What's with all of the Meatheads! Dom, you are going to pay…
Everyone: Shut up Meathead!
(Neal mutters under his breath again. Taya sighs and adjusts her glasses again.)
Raoul: Still forgotten.
Taya: I can hear you, Raoul.
Alanna: Does anyone want to spar?
Everyone: NO!
Kel: Wait, I want to.
(Everyone cheers. Dom kisses Kel on the cheek. George comes out of nowhere and kisses Alanna. Jon appears out of nowhere…)
Jon: Hey! I'm the King! Why wasn't I invited.
Taya: I was going to invite kind of important SotL characters next. This is a Protecter of the Small theme.
Jon: Oh.
Raoul: Still forgotten. Can I joust Kel?
Kel:No!
Taya: (sighs) This is pointless. I am going to go to the library.
Neal: I'm coming with you. I need to find that book on Immortals. Did you know that unicorns can breed with…
Everyone: Shut it, Meathead!
Neal: Did I ever mention Taya looks like my daughter.
Taya: I am going to the library.
How was it? REVIEW PLEASE! I beg you. If you don't then I will send you a Zhanneh Bitterclaws with her entire stormwing nation. Okay maybe not that far. Still, please, please, please,please,please review. There's going to be singing nex time.