Author Note: I don't own FF6 FF7, FF8 or, FF10, I DO own the character 'XIII' though... well not entirely, but you get the idea!
Chapter 1: A Spikyhead enters...
Nice day, nice wife... well okay, scratch the wife part... Our... er... 'hero' woke up from his sunbathing nap, even though it was the middle of December... "Damn, I need to get out more..." Throwing his black leather jacket with the furry edges over himself, his trademark blonde spikes everywhere, as usual, and with blue eyes that could rival the ocean, Cloud went back into his Costa Del Sol villa, a beautiful place worth three hundred thousand gil... Of course, Cloud being a tightwad had (surprisingly) sold one of the Mastered All materia he had...
Life wasn't so bad for Cloud, he had a nice house, a nice car, his own custom sword, a wardrobe full of clothes that would make any red-blooded woman stop and stare, his favourites being the black leather jacket with furry edges, a pair of slightly baggy black jeans and a white shirt which he wore underneath the jacket, and to top it all off, he always remembered to flatten his hair slightly... So the fangirls don't recognise me so easily... Being as cute as he was, Cloud had many a problem with rabid fangirls... First his old purple outfit, then his last set of clothes, similar to the purple ones except that they were black... Let's hope Yuffie and Rikku haven't increased their fangirl club...
Unfortunately for our spiky-headed hero, the fangirl club he hated was right outside his door, and in larger numbers, "Aww crap..." Some of the fangirls were holding signs like: "I want your babies Cloud!" and "Can I be your crazed slave?" Others were holding up autograph books, and off in the distance, two thieves were eyeing him up... "Shall we empty him of his goods?" The blonde thief nodded, "Good idea Yuffie! Then we can go buy sugaaaaarrr! Whee!"
Cloud shoved his way through the fangirls... When he got out of the crowd, he was met by a black-haired girl wearing a slightly revealing outfit... Her mouth dropped, "Squall?" Cloud blinked, Who...? Oh yeah, that prick who ended up merging with me... "Err, sorry, but he's...kinda...sorta...dead..." Another thing that didn't help our spiky-headed hero was when the girl booted him in the stomach hard enough to knock anyone out... Damn... Let's hope XIII doesn't ge... uh-oh...