Author's Note: Yay, I finally got this up, so enjoy!
"Here ye, here ye!" said Voldemort as he entered the room to begin the Death Eater meeting.
Everyone in the room turned and stared at him.
"I wanted to make a grand entrance!"
The Death Eaters continued to stare.
"Okay fine!" he sighed. "I'm losing it!"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Voldemort glared at his followers, but chose to ignore the fact that they thought he was senile.
"So anyway, we need to think of a plan to kill Potter, and I do NOT want a repeat of last time."
-Flashback-
"Now Potter, any last words before I kill you?" said Voldemort.
"I don't feel like dying today. Good bye!" said Harry as he walked away.
"Oh, okay." said Voldemort, as he turned and headed back towards the hideout. "Hey, wait a minute…"
-End of Flashback-
"So…" said Voldemort. "Any ideas?"
"Can we just go and kill him?" said Bellatrix.
"No Bella," said Voldemort. "It doesn't work that way."
"Make him listen to Bellatrix sing?"
"Hey!"
"Make him listen to the Dark Lord sing?"
Voldemort was starting to get annoyed. "Any real ideas? And the next one to say ANYTHING moronic is getting crucio'd!"
"Is this plan going to have the same outcome as the last 9,586,400 plans?"
"Actually it was 9,586,429 plans that failed before this."
"CRUCIO!"
-THE END- (of chapter 1)