Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own anything from the Matrix, 'cept
the stuff that I bought and actually own *Huggles giant Neo poster* The
Wachowski's own the whole Matrix trilogy (Lucky dudes that they are) so . .
. now you cant sue, and even if you did try to sue, I could sell my bike to
pay for it, so nnaayyyaaahhh! *Pokes tongue out*
Replies to reviewers from last chapter of Angels:
Megami no Inazumi: I like cookie dough too.
Cossa nova: You're not wrong.
Tashilover: Leave those poor Munkiez alone!
Dylan-Chan: Chaos rules.
White Striped Skittle: lol, stay away! *Makes crucifix with fingers*
LadyTiger06: Amanda didn't die o_o and thanx ^_^
Shivonne: I'm sorry about your granddad Shi, really I am '_' I hope your okay. Your gonna' have to wait a while for the wild west one I'm afraid . . . lol, guess who's the daddy ^_^ three sets of Twins running around Middle- Earth sounds like loads of fun. Thanx for telling me what Amy-Chan is, I owe you one. And I'm not sure about that other reward; I'll have to check that out . . .
Da Buffster: I thought you might be a Buffy fan ^_^ I love Buffy, she's so funny :D And I know that Vampires' are meant to turn to dust, but I though that I'd do something different, dunno' why. I shall read your story as soon as possible, and review. Spider Solitaire is fun. *Hands over third cookie* You earned it with this super cool long review.
Lupe: Thankyou. Sorry but . . . I gotta' do the comedy . . . You don't have to read it if you don't want to, remember that ^_^
Virius Ambience: Thankyou thankyou thankyou! ^_^
Notes: Hey all. I told you it would be up, and here it is ^_^ I went with the peoples choice, and once I get over this chapter then I can make it a Hell of a lot funnier.
This Is A Mary-Sue, to all of you Mary-Sue haters out there. Plus, the Twins are OOC, kinda'. They still love killing people and they still try acting badass, but now . . . they have kids.
So, Ladies and Gentlemen, without further addue, I give you . . .
Double Trouble Two
"One, wake up. I know how much you hate it when I interrupt your afternoon nap-"
"Mmmfflump-"
"-But my water just broke."
One was up and packing things within seconds.
"One, where's Two?" Chance said calmly from the bed.
"I'll find out." One answered and asked his brother telepathically where the hell he was and that Chance needed some help.
'Le Vrai, watching over that idiot with the French accent.'
'GET OUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!'
'Why?'
'Because, dear brother, Chance's water just broke and we need to get our little Angel to the hospital'
Much to the surprise of the Merovingian, his only body-guard that was watching him at the time, phased through the floor and was gone in seconds.
Just one of his many disappearances lately . . . And he could have sworn he used to have a guard with wings . . . Chance?
Two phased into the Twin's bedroom and looked around. Chance was sitting on the bed, staring at the floor. She was almost as pale as him.
One was rushing around, packing an overnight bag.
Two thought about his next plan of action and went to find the keys.
One was busy packing toothpaste, Two was busy finding keys, Chance was busy staring at a certain piece of the carpet that looked like it needed to be hoovered . . .
'OOF!'
One and Two were lying on the floor, they had run into each other.
Chance looked up and sighed. "You would have though that Twins would be more co-ordinated."
"Not when panicked." Two answered as he helped his brother up from the floor.
They continued to rush around.
One finished packing, Two found the keys, they were just about to go out of the door that lead to the Hospital. Two put the key in the door and it snapped off.
"Oh dear." Two said unhappily.
"We're gonna' have to go the long way." Chance said as she walked towards the window.
"Sweetie, we can't escape through a window." One said hurriedly and grabbed hold of her shoulders.
"Were the Hell are we gonna' go then?!" Chance said loudly.
One and two took a step back and weighed their options.
Window . . .
Le Vrai . . .
Window . . .
. . .
It would be the safer option, but the fall would probably kill her, she couldn't fly pregnant.
Le Vrai.
Two went ahead and went up to the Merovingian's table while One took the keys and went through the hall and the Kitchens, lingering around the door with Chance, waiting to go through.
"Sir, I have something that demands your attention." Two said calmly.
The Merovingian was shocked with the sudden change of events. "What is it?" he asked.
"Well, Sir, it's, uhm . . . the chocolate cake, it was just sent to table thirteen and there's a pretty brunette waiting for you at the door of the Men's bathroom."
"There is?" The Merovingian was stunned.
"Would we lie to you, Sir?" Two asked, dancing around death. (AN: Heheh)
The Merovingian gave Two a strange look before getting up and walking swiftly towards the Men's bathroom.
Two turned to Persephone.
"Not a word?" He asked politely.
"Not a word." She answered and looked towards the kitchen doors, beckoning One and Chance to come out.
"Thankyou Persephone, we couldn't have done it all without you." Chance said thankfully.
"You're welcome, now go, and good luck with the baby." Persephone said as she watched the Twins and Chance exit the building.
Two ran to the garage while One stayed with Chance at the exit.
They both heard some skidding noises, a small smashing sound and a bump. The Escalade spun around the corner and stopped about a foot in front of them.
Chance didn't move, she just glared at Two who was mouthing the word 'Sorry' through the window screen.
One opened up the boot and chucked the bag in. He then came back around the front and dragged Chance to the side of the car, making her break her eye contact with Two, who she was still trying to glare at.
One helped Chance into the back of the car and hopped into the passenger seat.
"Where to guvna'?" Two said cheerfully.
"Just. Drive." Chance said through gritted teeth, glaring at the back of his head.
Two floored it and headed in the direction of the hospital.
About ten minutes later the Escalade was still.
"I hate traffic jams." Chance said as she stared at the clouds.
"So do we sweetie, so do we . . ." One said calmly.
The traffic moved suddenly and Two put his foot down, but before he could go far he hit something.
"Why us?" Two said as he collapsed onto the wheel in defeat.
"We'll go out and see what we hit." One said as he opened his door.
"Probably just a bird . . ." Two mumbled.
One came back a short while later with an unconscious teenager. Her hair was a flame red, orange and yellow, her clothes were red and black and her trainers were orange with yellow laces.
"Why-" Chance began but was interrupted.
"We're going to the hospital, she needs some help." One said as he laid the teen down on the backseat so her head was resting in Chance's lap.
"But-" Chance tried to speak again.
"We haven't got time to argue." One said and got back into the passengers seat. "Let's go!"
Chance checked the girl's pockets and found a bus pass.
"Evie Skittles . . . strange name . . ." Chance said quietly.
They finally got to the hospital, just as Chance had started to moan in complete and utter agony.
Two phased straight out of the car to get a doctor and One stayed in the car to reassure Chance that she would be fine.
Skittles woke up at that moment and was surprised to look right into the face of Chance.
"WOAH!" She shouted and sat bolt upright. "What the Hell is going on here?!" She shouted again.
"We hit you, your at the Hospital, Chance is having a baby and my brother is getting a doctor." One said calmly.
"Wow, your in luck, I'm training to be a nurse." Skittles said happily and looked Chance over.
"I am NOT letting her stay in THIS car!" Chance shouted and pushed Skittles away weakly.
"Where's my bike?" Skittles asked casually.
"Bike?" One asked quietly.
"Yeah, my bike, that I was riding. Where is it?" She asked again.
"It's, uhm . . . it's . . . well we didn't see it." One said in defence.
"You owe me a new bike." Skittles said angrily.
"What about the dent you made in our car?!" One asked angrily.
"What dent?!" She shouted.
"The dent that you have to pay fo-" One got interrupted.
"QUIET!" Chance shouted.
Two came back with a wheelchair and a doctor. The doctor helped Chance onto the chair and into the hospital to find a bed. The Twins dragged Skittles out of the car, but when they were out Chance and the doctor were gone.
One and Two had to check in to make sure that the hospital staff knew who they were. The walked up to the short and stout little receptionist.
"Excuse us." One said.
No response.
"We said excuse us!" Two said loudly.
"Calm down sir or I will have to call security." She said in a high and easily annoying voice.
Two smirked before getting back to the problem at hand.
"A woman was just brought in, about to have a baby, we need to see her." Two said calmly.
"Name?" the small woman said.
"Chance." One said from over Two's shoulder.
"Your name? And his, and hers?" The woman said.
"I'm Two, this is One and this is Skittles." Two said politely.
"I see . . . SECURITY!" The little woman shouted.
"WAIT, NO, LET ME GO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! LET ME GO, I NEED TO HAVE THEM HERE WITH ME!" Chance shouted and got loose of the doctors grip.
She slammed the door behind her and walked swiftly down the hall, stopping at the receptionist's desk.
"Where are they?!" She shouted into the little Woman's face, clearly she wasn't going to take anymore crap from any misinformed hospital staff.
"Outside." The small woman replied quietly.
"Let. Them. In." Chance said through gritted teeth, glaring and practically foaming at the mouth.
The little woman didn't do anything.
"NOW!" Chance shouted and leaned over the desk so she was two inches away from the woman's face.
The receptionist ran out from behind her desk and straight towards the door.
A short while later they were all sitting in a quiet room. Chance was asleep with knockout pills and the others were sitting around. The Twins were glaring at Skittles and Skittles was doing anything but look at the Twins.
One turned to two.
"We just got a bad thought."
Two turned to One.
Skittles quickly perked up. "Did it hurt?" She said sarcastically but quickly shut up when both Twins turned back their attention to her and glared again.
A minute later Two asked One what he had wanted to say.
"Well, like we were saying, before we were rudely interrupted . . . Chance is a programme."
"Yes?"
"Designed to be human."
"Yes?"
"she's been carrying the baby for only two and a half months."
"Yes?"
"Because she's designed to be human."
"Yes?!"
"If she was a programme it would have been a lot quicker . . ."
"Our point?!" Two shouted in frustration.
"Our point is, if that's how long she spent carrying the baby, only two and a half months, then how long will it take for the baby to be born? It's already been three hours." One finished.
"AAOOOWW!" Chance shouted after waking up quickly.
"Right about now I guess." Two said. He got up and went to fetch a doctor.
"Skittles, go wait in the waiting room." One said from his seat.
"Fine, but I won't like it." She said and stomped out of the room.
"Sure, whatever you want." He mumbled as he moved over to see Chance.
"AAOOWWW!" She screamed and looked over to One who was approaching her.
"Make the pain go away." She said weakly.
"The doctor is just coming now." One said reassuringly and held her hand.
The doctor walked in, smiling broadly.
"He's too happy." Chance quickly said to One.
"You'll be fine sweetie." One said quietly back as the doctor approached.
A nurse hurried in.
"So, the baby came early hmm, well, that's okay, we're ready." The doctor said and pulled on some rubber gloves, making them snap around his wrist.
Chance's eyes widened and she grabbed hold of One's tie so he was two inches away from her face, like the receptionist.
"Don't leave me with him!" Chance said under her breath but loud enough that the twins could hear it.
"You'll be fine, there's nothing to worry about." One said and released Chance's grip on his tie, neatly tucking it back into his waistcoat.
"So, which one is the daddy?" the nurse asked brightly.
One and Two looked at each other nervously.
"I'm not exactly sure..." Chance said through breaths.
"I see . . ." The nurse said in an accusing voice.
The Twins glared at the nurse and turned to Chance.
"We're going to leave you now, we don't like the sight of blood." Two said and walked swiftly out of the room, One followed.
"But-But what about your job?" Chance shouted after them.
"Love you too sweetie!" They said in unison and ran to the waiting room.
An hour later the Twins hear a shout.
"ONE! TWO! I NEED YOU!"
They sighed and walked back to Chance's little room.
"I can see a head!" the nurse shouted into Chance's ear.
"What do you want, a medaaAAOOOOWWW!" Chance screamed back.
"Push!" The doctor shouted.
"I AM PUSHING YOU-AAOOWWWWW!" Chance screamed again.
"THUD!"
Chance heard a loud thud sound from the doorway. She looked over to see Two lying unconscious in the doorway, One was leaning on the doorframe looking ill.
"Wake Two up, I need you BOTH!" Chance shouted.
One slapped Two around the face and pulled him up and towards the bed. They held Chance's hand which made her feel a hell of a lot better.
"I see a shoulder, and the arms! C'mon, you're almost done!" The doctor shouted again.
The nurse helped him with the baby.
Chance pushed as hard as she could. The nurse caught the baby, wrapping it up in a towel as the doctor cut the cord. She handed the baby to Chance.
"It's a girl." The nurse said brightly.
"Hold up!" the doctor shouted. "You've got Twins, you might want to continue pushing!"
"So that's what all that pain was you stupid aaoOWW!" Chance shouted back.
"C'mon, this one's pretty close! Push! PUSH!" he shouted again.
Chance had tears in her eyes, but she was confident and continued pushing.
"It's a boy!" The doctor shouted as he brought the baby out and cut the umbilical cord.
The nurse ran to the other baby and wrapped him up into another clean towel. She gave him to Chance and delivered the afterbirth.
"One, Two, look. We have Twins . .." Chance said happily.
"THUD!"
~*~
What did you think, good or bad?
COOKIES!
Replies to reviewers from last chapter of Angels:
Megami no Inazumi: I like cookie dough too.
Cossa nova: You're not wrong.
Tashilover: Leave those poor Munkiez alone!
Dylan-Chan: Chaos rules.
White Striped Skittle: lol, stay away! *Makes crucifix with fingers*
LadyTiger06: Amanda didn't die o_o and thanx ^_^
Shivonne: I'm sorry about your granddad Shi, really I am '_' I hope your okay. Your gonna' have to wait a while for the wild west one I'm afraid . . . lol, guess who's the daddy ^_^ three sets of Twins running around Middle- Earth sounds like loads of fun. Thanx for telling me what Amy-Chan is, I owe you one. And I'm not sure about that other reward; I'll have to check that out . . .
Da Buffster: I thought you might be a Buffy fan ^_^ I love Buffy, she's so funny :D And I know that Vampires' are meant to turn to dust, but I though that I'd do something different, dunno' why. I shall read your story as soon as possible, and review. Spider Solitaire is fun. *Hands over third cookie* You earned it with this super cool long review.
Lupe: Thankyou. Sorry but . . . I gotta' do the comedy . . . You don't have to read it if you don't want to, remember that ^_^
Virius Ambience: Thankyou thankyou thankyou! ^_^
Notes: Hey all. I told you it would be up, and here it is ^_^ I went with the peoples choice, and once I get over this chapter then I can make it a Hell of a lot funnier.
This Is A Mary-Sue, to all of you Mary-Sue haters out there. Plus, the Twins are OOC, kinda'. They still love killing people and they still try acting badass, but now . . . they have kids.
So, Ladies and Gentlemen, without further addue, I give you . . .
Double Trouble Two
"One, wake up. I know how much you hate it when I interrupt your afternoon nap-"
"Mmmfflump-"
"-But my water just broke."
One was up and packing things within seconds.
"One, where's Two?" Chance said calmly from the bed.
"I'll find out." One answered and asked his brother telepathically where the hell he was and that Chance needed some help.
'Le Vrai, watching over that idiot with the French accent.'
'GET OUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!'
'Why?'
'Because, dear brother, Chance's water just broke and we need to get our little Angel to the hospital'
Much to the surprise of the Merovingian, his only body-guard that was watching him at the time, phased through the floor and was gone in seconds.
Just one of his many disappearances lately . . . And he could have sworn he used to have a guard with wings . . . Chance?
Two phased into the Twin's bedroom and looked around. Chance was sitting on the bed, staring at the floor. She was almost as pale as him.
One was rushing around, packing an overnight bag.
Two thought about his next plan of action and went to find the keys.
One was busy packing toothpaste, Two was busy finding keys, Chance was busy staring at a certain piece of the carpet that looked like it needed to be hoovered . . .
'OOF!'
One and Two were lying on the floor, they had run into each other.
Chance looked up and sighed. "You would have though that Twins would be more co-ordinated."
"Not when panicked." Two answered as he helped his brother up from the floor.
They continued to rush around.
One finished packing, Two found the keys, they were just about to go out of the door that lead to the Hospital. Two put the key in the door and it snapped off.
"Oh dear." Two said unhappily.
"We're gonna' have to go the long way." Chance said as she walked towards the window.
"Sweetie, we can't escape through a window." One said hurriedly and grabbed hold of her shoulders.
"Were the Hell are we gonna' go then?!" Chance said loudly.
One and two took a step back and weighed their options.
Window . . .
Le Vrai . . .
Window . . .
. . .
It would be the safer option, but the fall would probably kill her, she couldn't fly pregnant.
Le Vrai.
Two went ahead and went up to the Merovingian's table while One took the keys and went through the hall and the Kitchens, lingering around the door with Chance, waiting to go through.
"Sir, I have something that demands your attention." Two said calmly.
The Merovingian was shocked with the sudden change of events. "What is it?" he asked.
"Well, Sir, it's, uhm . . . the chocolate cake, it was just sent to table thirteen and there's a pretty brunette waiting for you at the door of the Men's bathroom."
"There is?" The Merovingian was stunned.
"Would we lie to you, Sir?" Two asked, dancing around death. (AN: Heheh)
The Merovingian gave Two a strange look before getting up and walking swiftly towards the Men's bathroom.
Two turned to Persephone.
"Not a word?" He asked politely.
"Not a word." She answered and looked towards the kitchen doors, beckoning One and Chance to come out.
"Thankyou Persephone, we couldn't have done it all without you." Chance said thankfully.
"You're welcome, now go, and good luck with the baby." Persephone said as she watched the Twins and Chance exit the building.
Two ran to the garage while One stayed with Chance at the exit.
They both heard some skidding noises, a small smashing sound and a bump. The Escalade spun around the corner and stopped about a foot in front of them.
Chance didn't move, she just glared at Two who was mouthing the word 'Sorry' through the window screen.
One opened up the boot and chucked the bag in. He then came back around the front and dragged Chance to the side of the car, making her break her eye contact with Two, who she was still trying to glare at.
One helped Chance into the back of the car and hopped into the passenger seat.
"Where to guvna'?" Two said cheerfully.
"Just. Drive." Chance said through gritted teeth, glaring at the back of his head.
Two floored it and headed in the direction of the hospital.
About ten minutes later the Escalade was still.
"I hate traffic jams." Chance said as she stared at the clouds.
"So do we sweetie, so do we . . ." One said calmly.
The traffic moved suddenly and Two put his foot down, but before he could go far he hit something.
"Why us?" Two said as he collapsed onto the wheel in defeat.
"We'll go out and see what we hit." One said as he opened his door.
"Probably just a bird . . ." Two mumbled.
One came back a short while later with an unconscious teenager. Her hair was a flame red, orange and yellow, her clothes were red and black and her trainers were orange with yellow laces.
"Why-" Chance began but was interrupted.
"We're going to the hospital, she needs some help." One said as he laid the teen down on the backseat so her head was resting in Chance's lap.
"But-" Chance tried to speak again.
"We haven't got time to argue." One said and got back into the passengers seat. "Let's go!"
Chance checked the girl's pockets and found a bus pass.
"Evie Skittles . . . strange name . . ." Chance said quietly.
They finally got to the hospital, just as Chance had started to moan in complete and utter agony.
Two phased straight out of the car to get a doctor and One stayed in the car to reassure Chance that she would be fine.
Skittles woke up at that moment and was surprised to look right into the face of Chance.
"WOAH!" She shouted and sat bolt upright. "What the Hell is going on here?!" She shouted again.
"We hit you, your at the Hospital, Chance is having a baby and my brother is getting a doctor." One said calmly.
"Wow, your in luck, I'm training to be a nurse." Skittles said happily and looked Chance over.
"I am NOT letting her stay in THIS car!" Chance shouted and pushed Skittles away weakly.
"Where's my bike?" Skittles asked casually.
"Bike?" One asked quietly.
"Yeah, my bike, that I was riding. Where is it?" She asked again.
"It's, uhm . . . it's . . . well we didn't see it." One said in defence.
"You owe me a new bike." Skittles said angrily.
"What about the dent you made in our car?!" One asked angrily.
"What dent?!" She shouted.
"The dent that you have to pay fo-" One got interrupted.
"QUIET!" Chance shouted.
Two came back with a wheelchair and a doctor. The doctor helped Chance onto the chair and into the hospital to find a bed. The Twins dragged Skittles out of the car, but when they were out Chance and the doctor were gone.
One and Two had to check in to make sure that the hospital staff knew who they were. The walked up to the short and stout little receptionist.
"Excuse us." One said.
No response.
"We said excuse us!" Two said loudly.
"Calm down sir or I will have to call security." She said in a high and easily annoying voice.
Two smirked before getting back to the problem at hand.
"A woman was just brought in, about to have a baby, we need to see her." Two said calmly.
"Name?" the small woman said.
"Chance." One said from over Two's shoulder.
"Your name? And his, and hers?" The woman said.
"I'm Two, this is One and this is Skittles." Two said politely.
"I see . . . SECURITY!" The little woman shouted.
"WAIT, NO, LET ME GO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! LET ME GO, I NEED TO HAVE THEM HERE WITH ME!" Chance shouted and got loose of the doctors grip.
She slammed the door behind her and walked swiftly down the hall, stopping at the receptionist's desk.
"Where are they?!" She shouted into the little Woman's face, clearly she wasn't going to take anymore crap from any misinformed hospital staff.
"Outside." The small woman replied quietly.
"Let. Them. In." Chance said through gritted teeth, glaring and practically foaming at the mouth.
The little woman didn't do anything.
"NOW!" Chance shouted and leaned over the desk so she was two inches away from the woman's face.
The receptionist ran out from behind her desk and straight towards the door.
A short while later they were all sitting in a quiet room. Chance was asleep with knockout pills and the others were sitting around. The Twins were glaring at Skittles and Skittles was doing anything but look at the Twins.
One turned to two.
"We just got a bad thought."
Two turned to One.
Skittles quickly perked up. "Did it hurt?" She said sarcastically but quickly shut up when both Twins turned back their attention to her and glared again.
A minute later Two asked One what he had wanted to say.
"Well, like we were saying, before we were rudely interrupted . . . Chance is a programme."
"Yes?"
"Designed to be human."
"Yes?"
"she's been carrying the baby for only two and a half months."
"Yes?"
"Because she's designed to be human."
"Yes?!"
"If she was a programme it would have been a lot quicker . . ."
"Our point?!" Two shouted in frustration.
"Our point is, if that's how long she spent carrying the baby, only two and a half months, then how long will it take for the baby to be born? It's already been three hours." One finished.
"AAOOOWW!" Chance shouted after waking up quickly.
"Right about now I guess." Two said. He got up and went to fetch a doctor.
"Skittles, go wait in the waiting room." One said from his seat.
"Fine, but I won't like it." She said and stomped out of the room.
"Sure, whatever you want." He mumbled as he moved over to see Chance.
"AAOOWWW!" She screamed and looked over to One who was approaching her.
"Make the pain go away." She said weakly.
"The doctor is just coming now." One said reassuringly and held her hand.
The doctor walked in, smiling broadly.
"He's too happy." Chance quickly said to One.
"You'll be fine sweetie." One said quietly back as the doctor approached.
A nurse hurried in.
"So, the baby came early hmm, well, that's okay, we're ready." The doctor said and pulled on some rubber gloves, making them snap around his wrist.
Chance's eyes widened and she grabbed hold of One's tie so he was two inches away from her face, like the receptionist.
"Don't leave me with him!" Chance said under her breath but loud enough that the twins could hear it.
"You'll be fine, there's nothing to worry about." One said and released Chance's grip on his tie, neatly tucking it back into his waistcoat.
"So, which one is the daddy?" the nurse asked brightly.
One and Two looked at each other nervously.
"I'm not exactly sure..." Chance said through breaths.
"I see . . ." The nurse said in an accusing voice.
The Twins glared at the nurse and turned to Chance.
"We're going to leave you now, we don't like the sight of blood." Two said and walked swiftly out of the room, One followed.
"But-But what about your job?" Chance shouted after them.
"Love you too sweetie!" They said in unison and ran to the waiting room.
An hour later the Twins hear a shout.
"ONE! TWO! I NEED YOU!"
They sighed and walked back to Chance's little room.
"I can see a head!" the nurse shouted into Chance's ear.
"What do you want, a medaaAAOOOOWWW!" Chance screamed back.
"Push!" The doctor shouted.
"I AM PUSHING YOU-AAOOWWWWW!" Chance screamed again.
"THUD!"
Chance heard a loud thud sound from the doorway. She looked over to see Two lying unconscious in the doorway, One was leaning on the doorframe looking ill.
"Wake Two up, I need you BOTH!" Chance shouted.
One slapped Two around the face and pulled him up and towards the bed. They held Chance's hand which made her feel a hell of a lot better.
"I see a shoulder, and the arms! C'mon, you're almost done!" The doctor shouted again.
The nurse helped him with the baby.
Chance pushed as hard as she could. The nurse caught the baby, wrapping it up in a towel as the doctor cut the cord. She handed the baby to Chance.
"It's a girl." The nurse said brightly.
"Hold up!" the doctor shouted. "You've got Twins, you might want to continue pushing!"
"So that's what all that pain was you stupid aaoOWW!" Chance shouted back.
"C'mon, this one's pretty close! Push! PUSH!" he shouted again.
Chance had tears in her eyes, but she was confident and continued pushing.
"It's a boy!" The doctor shouted as he brought the baby out and cut the umbilical cord.
The nurse ran to the other baby and wrapped him up into another clean towel. She gave him to Chance and delivered the afterbirth.
"One, Two, look. We have Twins . .." Chance said happily.
"THUD!"
~*~
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