Title: Harry Potter's Excellent Adventure
Author: Buffi
Summary: Harry has an excellent adventure…just read and find out
Rated: PG-13
Dedication: To Mythical_Vampyre!
Harry scrubbed his dirty body trying to get the remainder of the wipped cream off of his small yet lanky body.
"I can't believe Joey and Rosie are coming to visit." He mumbled to himself while letting the sob subs spread down to his nether regions. He sighed and continued to wash.
"Rosie!" Harry exclaimed going over to hug the large talk show host who was also his lover.
"Joey!" He also exclaimed hugging, Joey Fatone from Nsync who was his other lover. He also had a little weight to loose.
"Harry!" They both yelled at the same time, crushing him with hugs from their weight.
"Have you been using the penis enlarger I sent you?" Rosie asked shoving a halkf-eaten donut into her mouth. "Cuz I want it to actually fit it me this time!"
"Yes," Harry frowned. "But my dick only seems to shrink! Not grow!"
"Maybe you should use that special potion Snape sent you last year!" Joey suggested.
"I tried that and that only shrinks my dick also!" Harry complained running into the large and secure arms of both his lovers.
He lifted his head up slightly, his brown hair sticking out all over the place and raised his lips to Rosie. Kissing her deeply.
"I love you Rosie O'Donnell."
He did the same to Joey, "I love you Joey Fatone!"
"Oh Harry, we love you too!" Joey exclaimed, rubbing his chubby stomach with his broad left hand.
"What the hell is going on?!?!?!" A voice suddenly exclaimed from the corner of the room.
They three of them looked over to find the one and only, sexy singer, Bob Moffatt standing in the corner of the room. He held an axe in his hand while his shoulder-length brown hair swung in the slight breeze of the open window.
Harry giggled. "OOOOO YOU ARE SOOOO HOT!"
Rosie and Joey nodded in aggreement.
"Look a you Cutie Patootie!" Rosie exclaimed throwing her arms around Bob.
Bob shreiked and held the axe up. Rosie backed up.
"I have come here to save the day. Okay? So Don't get in my way!" Bob yelled running towards Harry with an axe.
"Hey! You rhymed!" Exclaimed a voice from the back of the room.
Bob looked back and smiled at his red-haired girlfriend. "I know Jessica! Ts so cool!"
Harry giggled, "Has anyone seen Snape around? I feel like having a three way with Rosie, Joey, and Snape!"
"Ewwwww!" Bob yelled Running towards Harry and chopping his .5 cm dick off with the axe.
"What happened?" Harry asked, stupidly, while drooling.
"You don't have a dick anymore!" Jessica yelled happily from the back of the room and jumping happily on Bob. "You saved the day!"
Harry started sobbing immediately and jumped on Rosie, making out with her.
The End.
Author: Buffi
Summary: Harry has an excellent adventure…just read and find out
Rated: PG-13
Dedication: To Mythical_Vampyre!
Harry scrubbed his dirty body trying to get the remainder of the wipped cream off of his small yet lanky body.
"I can't believe Joey and Rosie are coming to visit." He mumbled to himself while letting the sob subs spread down to his nether regions. He sighed and continued to wash.
"Rosie!" Harry exclaimed going over to hug the large talk show host who was also his lover.
"Joey!" He also exclaimed hugging, Joey Fatone from Nsync who was his other lover. He also had a little weight to loose.
"Harry!" They both yelled at the same time, crushing him with hugs from their weight.
"Have you been using the penis enlarger I sent you?" Rosie asked shoving a halkf-eaten donut into her mouth. "Cuz I want it to actually fit it me this time!"
"Yes," Harry frowned. "But my dick only seems to shrink! Not grow!"
"Maybe you should use that special potion Snape sent you last year!" Joey suggested.
"I tried that and that only shrinks my dick also!" Harry complained running into the large and secure arms of both his lovers.
He lifted his head up slightly, his brown hair sticking out all over the place and raised his lips to Rosie. Kissing her deeply.
"I love you Rosie O'Donnell."
He did the same to Joey, "I love you Joey Fatone!"
"Oh Harry, we love you too!" Joey exclaimed, rubbing his chubby stomach with his broad left hand.
"What the hell is going on?!?!?!" A voice suddenly exclaimed from the corner of the room.
They three of them looked over to find the one and only, sexy singer, Bob Moffatt standing in the corner of the room. He held an axe in his hand while his shoulder-length brown hair swung in the slight breeze of the open window.
Harry giggled. "OOOOO YOU ARE SOOOO HOT!"
Rosie and Joey nodded in aggreement.
"Look a you Cutie Patootie!" Rosie exclaimed throwing her arms around Bob.
Bob shreiked and held the axe up. Rosie backed up.
"I have come here to save the day. Okay? So Don't get in my way!" Bob yelled running towards Harry with an axe.
"Hey! You rhymed!" Exclaimed a voice from the back of the room.
Bob looked back and smiled at his red-haired girlfriend. "I know Jessica! Ts so cool!"
Harry giggled, "Has anyone seen Snape around? I feel like having a three way with Rosie, Joey, and Snape!"
"Ewwwww!" Bob yelled Running towards Harry and chopping his .5 cm dick off with the axe.
"What happened?" Harry asked, stupidly, while drooling.
"You don't have a dick anymore!" Jessica yelled happily from the back of the room and jumping happily on Bob. "You saved the day!"
Harry started sobbing immediately and jumped on Rosie, making out with her.
The End.