Songfic of Thrax I thought of while I was listening to music. Takes place in Da Zit, before Osmosis Jones and Drix came in. I don't own Osmosis Jones, but if I did, I would have made Thrax live...
Thrax walked into Da Zit a few minutes earlier than the time he told the other germs to come. He wanted to scope the place out, in case something went wrong. Everything was fine, though. In fact, a particularly hot-looking virus walked onstage. She looked similar to Thrax, only her dreads were thinner, longer, and black in color. She had a trench coat like his, but unlike his outfit, hers was a bodysuit, similar to a one-piece bathing suit. She was also wearing black heels. Music started to play and she started to sing.
Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm fallin'
The girl winked at Thrax and he took a seat at the bar. She walked up to him, still singing.
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm lovin' it
She sat in his lap and stroked his cheek.
Too high
Can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now
She quickly kissed him in the lips and went back to the stage.
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
When she turned back towards him, she was wearing sunglasses. He checked his pockets, but his shades weren't there. "That little...!" Thrax whispered, though now he was more interested in her.
It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly
It's taking over me
For the rest of her performance, Thrax sat quietly, watching her dance and sing. Every once in a while, she'd look his way and smile.
Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
Don't you know that you're toxic
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
The music ended and she got offstage. She made her way to the bar and sat next to Thrax.
"So, baby, you got a name?" Thrax asked her.
"Yes, unfortunately it's the worst name in history, so people just call me Jesse." she answered.
"How bad is your real name?" Thrax asked, smirking and putting his arm around her waist.
"I ain't telling you that, babe." she smiled, her green eyes luring him in.
"You know, I'm planning on taking this body down. Wanna meet me in the uvula tomorrow by, say, !0-ish?" He asked, using his charm.
"Sure. See you then."
Unfortunately, he never made it. Stupid Jones!
Thrax: You got that right!
Me: OMG! You're alive!
Thrax: You bet I am, baby!