(Scene: The hole gang is sitting on the couch with a photobook)
Rachel : I brought all the photos we`ve got
Monica : This is nice
Joey to Chandler: It sure is! We`ve brought all the pictures we got, including the ones with Ross
: NUDE!!
Ross : He, that`s not funny. Those photos were not supposed to be made
Joey : Yeah I know, but still I did made the photos
(Everyone except Ross and Rachel laughs)
(Rachel gives Ross a confused look)
Rachel : But how can they make photos of you nude? I mean you`re not gonna tell me that you are
running around naked in your own departement
Ross : No..Well...Actually I...
Rachel : Never mind! I don`t wanna hear it, you are wasting my food
Chandler : Aaaw, look at this one (They`re looking at a schoolphoto from Chandler)
Phoebe : Iew! Who is that fat girl standing next to you Chandler??
(Monica looks up really pissed)
Monica : That would be me!
Phoebe : Aaaaw, look at that. It`s Emma, that`s so sweet
(The gang looks at a photo with Emma and Hugsy)
Joey to Rachel : When is this photo taken?
Rachel : Ow, that`s one of the photos I picked up yesterday
Joey : WHAT?!!!!
Rachel : What`s wrong with it
Joey : You said you gave me my Hugsy back
Rachel : So I lied, it`s just a toy
Chandler : Look, could we just move on to the next page
(Rachel goes to the next page)
Chandler : He Ross, I didn`t know you met Barbara Streisand
(Ross looks confused)
Rachel (mad) : I`ll take that as a compliment Chandler!
Joey (smiling) : Ahaaa, and now we are moving on to the good stuff!
(Everyone except Ross again is laughing)
Chandler : It`s so amazing what you can see through a window
(Monica looks specific to the photo)
Monica : What is that over there?
Joey : That`s his, uhm....thing
(Monica gives unbelievable look to Ross) : Yeah Right
Chandler : No serious don`t you see it then
Monica : Actually I don`t
Joey : Hold on, I`ll get a microscope
Ross (mad) : That won`t be neccesary, Joey!
Phoebe : Hey look, that`s me!
Rachel : Uhmm Phoebes, why are you standing on a photo with a dummy?
Joey (smiles) : Well, the question is not why she`s standing there with a dummy, it`s how she got
the dummy
Phoebe : Please Joey, that was a long time ago
Joey : Yeah right, it was when were at the hospital for Rach
Rachel : What?! What did you do then?
Joey : She wanted the dummy. First the docter said no, but after a deal, she got the dummy
Rachel : What? What deal?
Phoebe : I would get the dummy, if I would sleep with him
Chandler to Monica : See! I`m not the only one
Phoebe : What? The only one in what?
Monica : Let`s discuss that later. Next page!
(The gang looks at some pictures of themselves)
Ross : He, wasn`t that photo made in Disney Land?
Rachel : Yeah it is
Monica : Aww, I can still remember that time. It was really cold, it was snowing, Rach couldn`t
see her feet anymore cos of her pregnancy and Ross was whining all day long for a photo with him
and Goofy
Ross : I still think it`s unfair that you didn`t let me go on a photo with him
Joey : Please Ross, you are almost thirty years old, why do you want a photo of you and Goofy?
Ross : Well, it`s still unfair. I mean you did make a photo of Joey and Minnie
(The gang looks at another photo of themselves)
Monica : Aaaw, this has always been my favorite photo
Chandler (irritating) : That`s because a person named Joey, took off my pants
Monica : No, it`s just that I look so great on that photo
(The gang looks a little weird at Monica)
Monica : What?
(Short silence)
Monica : Ow common you guys, I never ever say anything good about myself, and now I say something
good about myself just once and you are pissed??
Joey : Well, it wasn`t just one time Monica. You show that photo everytime, and everytime when
you show it, you say that you love it because you look great on it
Monica : That`s not true!
Chandler : Well hunny, never mind them. I think you look great
(Chandler kisses Monica)
Monica : Thanks hunny, I think I look great too
(The gang sights)
Phoebe : Well, I think Chandler looks good too!
Chandler : Should I take that as a compliment?
Phoebe : Yeah ofcourse, I mean have you ever seen a man on a picture with a red head, burned from
the sun, while having legs as white as a sheet!
** The End **
Rachel : I brought all the photos we`ve got
Monica : This is nice
Joey to Chandler: It sure is! We`ve brought all the pictures we got, including the ones with Ross
: NUDE!!
Ross : He, that`s not funny. Those photos were not supposed to be made
Joey : Yeah I know, but still I did made the photos
(Everyone except Ross and Rachel laughs)
(Rachel gives Ross a confused look)
Rachel : But how can they make photos of you nude? I mean you`re not gonna tell me that you are
running around naked in your own departement
Ross : No..Well...Actually I...
Rachel : Never mind! I don`t wanna hear it, you are wasting my food
Chandler : Aaaw, look at this one (They`re looking at a schoolphoto from Chandler)
Phoebe : Iew! Who is that fat girl standing next to you Chandler??
(Monica looks up really pissed)
Monica : That would be me!
Phoebe : Aaaaw, look at that. It`s Emma, that`s so sweet
(The gang looks at a photo with Emma and Hugsy)
Joey to Rachel : When is this photo taken?
Rachel : Ow, that`s one of the photos I picked up yesterday
Joey : WHAT?!!!!
Rachel : What`s wrong with it
Joey : You said you gave me my Hugsy back
Rachel : So I lied, it`s just a toy
Chandler : Look, could we just move on to the next page
(Rachel goes to the next page)
Chandler : He Ross, I didn`t know you met Barbara Streisand
(Ross looks confused)
Rachel (mad) : I`ll take that as a compliment Chandler!
Joey (smiling) : Ahaaa, and now we are moving on to the good stuff!
(Everyone except Ross again is laughing)
Chandler : It`s so amazing what you can see through a window
(Monica looks specific to the photo)
Monica : What is that over there?
Joey : That`s his, uhm....thing
(Monica gives unbelievable look to Ross) : Yeah Right
Chandler : No serious don`t you see it then
Monica : Actually I don`t
Joey : Hold on, I`ll get a microscope
Ross (mad) : That won`t be neccesary, Joey!
Phoebe : Hey look, that`s me!
Rachel : Uhmm Phoebes, why are you standing on a photo with a dummy?
Joey (smiles) : Well, the question is not why she`s standing there with a dummy, it`s how she got
the dummy
Phoebe : Please Joey, that was a long time ago
Joey : Yeah right, it was when were at the hospital for Rach
Rachel : What?! What did you do then?
Joey : She wanted the dummy. First the docter said no, but after a deal, she got the dummy
Rachel : What? What deal?
Phoebe : I would get the dummy, if I would sleep with him
Chandler to Monica : See! I`m not the only one
Phoebe : What? The only one in what?
Monica : Let`s discuss that later. Next page!
(The gang looks at some pictures of themselves)
Ross : He, wasn`t that photo made in Disney Land?
Rachel : Yeah it is
Monica : Aww, I can still remember that time. It was really cold, it was snowing, Rach couldn`t
see her feet anymore cos of her pregnancy and Ross was whining all day long for a photo with him
and Goofy
Ross : I still think it`s unfair that you didn`t let me go on a photo with him
Joey : Please Ross, you are almost thirty years old, why do you want a photo of you and Goofy?
Ross : Well, it`s still unfair. I mean you did make a photo of Joey and Minnie
(The gang looks at another photo of themselves)
Monica : Aaaw, this has always been my favorite photo
Chandler (irritating) : That`s because a person named Joey, took off my pants
Monica : No, it`s just that I look so great on that photo
(The gang looks a little weird at Monica)
Monica : What?
(Short silence)
Monica : Ow common you guys, I never ever say anything good about myself, and now I say something
good about myself just once and you are pissed??
Joey : Well, it wasn`t just one time Monica. You show that photo everytime, and everytime when
you show it, you say that you love it because you look great on it
Monica : That`s not true!
Chandler : Well hunny, never mind them. I think you look great
(Chandler kisses Monica)
Monica : Thanks hunny, I think I look great too
(The gang sights)
Phoebe : Well, I think Chandler looks good too!
Chandler : Should I take that as a compliment?
Phoebe : Yeah ofcourse, I mean have you ever seen a man on a picture with a red head, burned from
the sun, while having legs as white as a sheet!
** The End **