DISCLAIMER: Danger Mouse (2015) belongs to CBBC!

Danger Mouse's personality is STILL a mix of his 80s personality and his 2015 personality.

Based on the OTP prompt I've found on Tumblr, but I've made some few modifications for this fanfic of mine:

"Imagine your OTP at a party. Person A, who normally doesn't drink much (or not at all) ends us drinking a lot. Person A does some pretty wild things, and person B can't stop laughing. BONUS: Person B has to take care of a very hungover Person A the next morning."

Enjoy!


Penfold was never the one to drink alcohol that much. He never liked the taste of alcohol and the joys of having a terrible hangover the next day. You could say that most of his relatives (with the exception of his younger sister Bambi, his mother, and Aunt Doreen) have consumed a certain amount of alcohol during their lives, whether be at ravishing parties for the super wealthy, or at certain places at certain times where no one is watching.

Even his ex-third cousin Alexander consumed alcohol. Heck, at one point, he was even an alcoholic, even after being sent to jail for trying to kill not just Penfold, but also Danger Mouse as well.

Speaking of which, Danger Mouse also wasn't the kind of person to drink alcohol, except maybe wine on a few occasions.

One of the few occasions is, in this case if you ask me, a party hosted by one of Danger Mouse's former classmates.

That former classmate that is hosting the party tonight is no other than Danger Mouse's former high school crush, Estella.

At first, Danger Mouse wasn't sure if he wanted to go because he was thinking about the possibility that Eric might show up at the party, being the drunken, racist spider that he always has been since high school. But after Penfold convinced him to go and an irritated and scary-looking Professor Squawkencluck threatened to kill Danger Mouse for messing with her stuff in the lab yet again, Danger Mouse decided to go to the party with Penfold tagging along with him.

Besides, he's been saving the world non-stop for the last couple of days. Maybe a harmless party might be good for a change.

()()()()()

The party is at Estella's parent's mansion. It's not as grand and ravishing as Penfold's family's penthouse in New York, but it's still a classy place to live. Estella's parents and older siblings are away on a business trip, giving Estella the opportunity to host a party. Yes, Danger Mouse and his former classmates may be in their mid and late 20s right now, but they're still wild teenagers at heart.

Much like the high school reunion a week before Christmas, Danger Mouse (and Penfold to a lesser extent) is met with eyes staring at him and low whispers being made within several groups of party guests. However, it was only minimum before it stopped completely once Danger Mouse starts having conversations with his former classmates without feeling nervous. Danger Mouse may have had a good time at the party, but Penfold felt like he didn't belong here.

At the high school reunion, both Danger Mouse and Penfold had a good time on their own as Danger Mouse felt that it was not the right time to reconcile with his former classmates that were pretty much mean to him when they were younger. Now, Danger Mouse is reconciling with the former classmates, Estella included, whilst Penfold just sits at one of the sofas in the room the party is taking place in, feeling down and alone.

He wanted to have a good time at the party like everyone else, but he hardly knew anybody in the party. Danger Mouse does because these are the same people that went to the same school as Danger Mouse did when they were younger. All of these people are in their mid 20s and late 20s. Penfold's only 20. What 25-year old would want to hang out with a naive 20-year old that constantly makes bad jokes and can be childish at times?

He knew the answer to that. Danger Mouse.

The one who was once a 17-year old teenager whom he met at a comic-con when Penfold was only 12 years old, going through very hard times as a young tween slowly becoming a young teenager and being placed in the best of private high schools by his overbearing Aunt Doreen who believed that a Penfold has a reputation to uphold in society. Even though they both lived in different countries, they still kept in touch with each other through social media like Facebook video chat calls like Skype and long-distance phone calls (which Aunt Doreen believed it's a waste of time and money.) Occasionally, Danger Mouse had visited Penfold and his family in person, only after Aunt Doreen accused Penfold of making up imaginary friends and not making any real friends in the process.

To a lesser extent, Penfold had also visited Danger Mouse and his family in person. He had met Danger Mouse's mother, sister and most of his relatives during his visit. From what he knows about them, Danger Mouse's relatives are a lot friendlier than most of Penfold's relatives.

When Danger Mouse went to college for the first time, the number of video chat calls and phone calls decreased, much to Aunt Doreen's relief, believing that peasants should not be friends with members of the high society, and that the Penfolds have a reputation to uphold, while also believing that Danger Mouse is noting more than a dangerous person that could hurt Penfold, both physically and mentally, all because of Danger Mouse's eyepatch.

When Penfold was in high school, people only wanted to be friends with him because his family was rich. They never cared if Penfold wanted a real friend to hang out with or if he's in trouble and desperately needs their help. Some would even go so far to use Penfold as a tool to get what they want, and when Penfold is of no use to them anymore, they'll just abandon him, like a pawn in a game of chess. That's when he realized that despite the number of video chat calls and phone calls being reduced, Danger Mouse was his one true friend.

"Oi mate!" One of the party guests, a bull, spoke to Penfold while holding on to a bottle of alcohol. "Care for a drink?"

Penfold gazed at the bull's appearance. He was beefy and muscular for your average bull with brown skin, dark brown eyes and messy black hair tied in a some sort of ponytail. The bull wore a simple white tank top and a pair of jade green jeans.

"Er, no thanks. I'm not really thirsty." Penfold politely turned down the bull's offer.

He never really liked alcohol. And he doesn't want to act like a total idiot after getting a few drinks afterwards.

"Aw, come one, mate. Just a little bit." The bull pleaded. "It'll be lots of fun."

And yet, this was his chance to finally fit in at a party and have fun like Danger Mouse is having right now. What would Aunt Doreen say if she finds out that her nephew has been consuming alcohol at a party fit for peasants? She would blow a fuse, then force Penfold to move back to New York, then force him to marry another snobby rich woman who isn't a scheming con artist this time, and then place a restraining order on both Danger Mouse and Professor Squawkencluck to make sure that the Penfold reputation will not shatter to the ground like glass.

Forget Aunt Doreen! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. When will he ever have that opportunity again?

"Alright, you've convinced me!" Penfold yanks the bottle off from the bull's hand. "Thank you... um...?"

"Name's Greg, mate." The bull, Greg replied.

"Thank you, Greg." Penfond started thanking Greg.

But the funny thing here is that Greg just ... disappeared into thin air.

"That's odd. I wonder where that bull went too?"

Where exactly did Greg go, you asked? If you must know, dear readers, Greg has excused himself from the party right after giving Penfold a bottle of alcohol and went to an empty room.

Oi! Why does that bull want to be alone where there's a party going on here?

"I'm making a very important phone call, mate!" Greg shouted at the narrator as he dials a phone number from his mobile phone, then he waited for someone from the other line to pick up.

"Hello? Who is this?"

"The little hamster known as Penfold took the bait." Greg answered. "He has no idea that the bottle of alcohol I gave to him is poisoned."

"Good, good. With Penfold out of the picture. I will enact my revenge on him and his friend, Danger Mouse, for foiling my plans for the last time! Keep me posted on future reports."

"Gladly." Greg hung up.