Elvish Underpants
'Twas a cold crisp autumn morning in Rivendale. All was calm and quiet, birds sang softly and sweetly, joining with the far off thunder of waterfalls. All of the sudden the silence was broken by a bloodcurdling shriek! Which was followed by loud guffaws of laughter. Arwen rushed to the source of the noise to find out whatever was the matter.
Eowyn was standing outside of Legolas' room, laughter so hard she was crying.
"Eru woman! Whatever is the matter!?" Arwen cried, grabbing Eowyn's shoulders and shaking her.
Eowyn contained her laughter long enough to point and say-
"F-f-finally f-found heeheehee out w-w-what hahaha Elves hahaheehee wear under hahahahaha their ::Gasp:: clothes! Heeheehee ::Gasp::" Eowyn fell to the floor laughing, pound her danty fist on the stone floor.
"Legolas? What's going on? Come out here right this minute!" Arwen yelled.
A very embarrassed, red faced Legolas came out of his room in his underwear. It was then that Arwen realized what was so funny, she too fell to the floor and began rolling about in merriment.
"IT WAS MY LAST PAIR!" Legolas roared, humiliated.
Legolas was wearing a pair of silver velvety boxers shorts with "Family jewels" written on the front" and "Worlds greatest Dad" on the bum. He frowned at the two women, rolling on the floor with laughter, then turned and went into his room, slamming the door behind him.
"Mind the f-family jewels Legolas!" Eowyn called from the floor.
"I HAPPED TO LIKE THESE KNICKERS!" came the furious humiliated call from inside the room.
"Whatever you say 'World' Greatest Dad'!" Arwen called.
"Arwen Udomiel! Shut your trap or I'll tell everyone about you're My Little Pony thong!" Legolas called.
Arwen stopped in mid laugh, gulped, choked and started coughing.
"You wouldn't dare!" she hissed.
"I would. Now, please go away so I can finish getting dressed."
"Spoilsport!" Eowyn called.
"Go and stick and egg up your nose!"
So Arwen and Eowyn went off, leaving poor old Legolas to finish getting dressed.
"I hope no one finds my stash of Thundercats movies. I'd never hear the end of it."
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'Twas a cold crisp autumn morning in Rivendale. All was calm and quiet, birds sang softly and sweetly, joining with the far off thunder of waterfalls. All of the sudden the silence was broken by a bloodcurdling shriek! Which was followed by loud guffaws of laughter. Arwen rushed to the source of the noise to find out whatever was the matter.
Eowyn was standing outside of Legolas' room, laughter so hard she was crying.
"Eru woman! Whatever is the matter!?" Arwen cried, grabbing Eowyn's shoulders and shaking her.
Eowyn contained her laughter long enough to point and say-
"F-f-finally f-found heeheehee out w-w-what hahaha Elves hahaheehee wear under hahahahaha their ::Gasp:: clothes! Heeheehee ::Gasp::" Eowyn fell to the floor laughing, pound her danty fist on the stone floor.
"Legolas? What's going on? Come out here right this minute!" Arwen yelled.
A very embarrassed, red faced Legolas came out of his room in his underwear. It was then that Arwen realized what was so funny, she too fell to the floor and began rolling about in merriment.
"IT WAS MY LAST PAIR!" Legolas roared, humiliated.
Legolas was wearing a pair of silver velvety boxers shorts with "Family jewels" written on the front" and "Worlds greatest Dad" on the bum. He frowned at the two women, rolling on the floor with laughter, then turned and went into his room, slamming the door behind him.
"Mind the f-family jewels Legolas!" Eowyn called from the floor.
"I HAPPED TO LIKE THESE KNICKERS!" came the furious humiliated call from inside the room.
"Whatever you say 'World' Greatest Dad'!" Arwen called.
"Arwen Udomiel! Shut your trap or I'll tell everyone about you're My Little Pony thong!" Legolas called.
Arwen stopped in mid laugh, gulped, choked and started coughing.
"You wouldn't dare!" she hissed.
"I would. Now, please go away so I can finish getting dressed."
"Spoilsport!" Eowyn called.
"Go and stick and egg up your nose!"
So Arwen and Eowyn went off, leaving poor old Legolas to finish getting dressed.
"I hope no one finds my stash of Thundercats movies. I'd never hear the end of it."
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