It had been three days. Dean's Busty Asian Beauties had left the laptop inoperative. Sam was currently engaged in his thirteenth attempt to delete the virus when Cas zapped into the room. It was then that Sam got an idea. An awful idea. Sam got a wonderful awful idea.
"There is a- Sam, why is there a montage of cats being scared by cucumbers?" Cas asked.
"The laptop is looping because Dean can't stick to magazines plus the fact that he's too lazy to rent a Casa Erotica. Cas, can you heal computers?"
"No, I cannot heal computers."
Sam wept.