This story is called The Legend of the Index Cards.

Authors notes: the stuff in [yo homies] those thingies are what my friend wrote. This originally was just notes on index cards passed in class but it was so special we decided to share them with you. Enjoy or not. (contains yaoi) And contains ooc-ness and I do not own Yu yu hakusho.

This story is by: Tao Katsuya and Rex AKA: Demon Raptor

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Rex Wrote:

Bob (Rex): King Bob [who isn't Brandon] rules.

People: Yes, Bob rules. Yes, Bob rules.

Bob: don't forget about Kurama you filthy maggots!

Kurama: you shouldn't be so cruel.

Tao wrote:

Tao: You can use your ff.net account with fanfiction.org right?

Rex wrote:

... -_- (Oooo Me like strawberries).

Tao wrote:

Tao: Idiot. (stupid loser.weird frikkin' LOSER!!!)

Rex Wrote:

My name is [not] Bob, All [do not] bow before me!

Tao wrote:

No you're name is Stacey Jimbobillywillycorncobwobbleywill! Yay!

Rex wrote:

Rexxy Texxy Stacey yeah, woohoo bow fools bow!

Tao wrote: Tao: you're name isn't Bob you're Demon Raptor.

Demon Raptor: I am king Bob!

Tao & Kurama: Freak.

Hiei: Hn.

Tao: Demon Raptor you are a biznatch.

Demon raptor: WAAAAAAAAH!

Rex Wrote:

You're all bastards except for Hiei & Kurama cause they can kick my ass. So that leaves Tao. ^_^

Tao wrote:

Tao: you are a deranged freak.I can kick yo ass to Kentucky mofo!

Hiei: that's physically impossible just like you're cold. {inside joke}

Tao: is not! I really got that cold.

Rex wrote:

Bob: Hiei rocks. I'll do anything if you'll kill her for me.

Hiei: Anything?

Bob: (oh.shit)

Intermission-

Rex-

What's you're plans? Please I'll do anything please!

Tao-

Nope it's a surprise. (no peeking)

Rex- Why? I said I'll do anything!! Or at least give me a hint. I'm Bill the story writer. (relations to Bob)

Tao-

Idiot.

Rex-

Why I eat my veggies.

Tao-

I hope you're sent to a mental institution!

Rex-

We didn't finish yesterday's skit, and you won't give me a hint (probably yaoi) oh, and at least 3 characters have to have a pet. Nutari, someone of you're choice, and Yoko. Or else I will leave you (yeah right) to do the story.

Tao-

Tao: I still believe you're gay.

Yami Tao: Baka kitsune!

Kurama: Baka yami.

Hiei: Hn.

Rex-

It didn't end there it ended with me saying (oh,shit)

Tao-

Tao: I know I just wanted you to tell you for the long run I still believe you're gay.

Rex-

It's in your book thingy isn't it? Back, back yami, save me Nutari! (hopeful)

Tao- Shadow angel: what's your problem little boy?

Yami Tao: I'm confused.

Tao: So am I.

Rex-

Don't you give a damn about me and my fucking yami?!

Tao-

Nope.

Tao-

Tao: Hiei won't kill me.right Hiei?

Hiei: *ponders*

Tao: *sweatdrop*

Rex-

Rex: kill her! Kill her! I'll give you whatever you want.

Kurama: stop tempting him.

Rex: whatever, oops! I'm sorry Kurama.

Tao-

Kurama: yo mama.

Tao: hehehe I taught you well!

Kurama: *glares at Rex*

Rex-

Rex: me says sorry! Oh my yami wanted to give you this black rose! Come on Hiei you know you want to.

Hiei: Your right I do.

Kurama: Hiei, no.

Tao: oh shit!

Tao-

Kurama: Hiei if you don't kill her I'll let you play with me when get home.*almost literally radiating the words 'fuck me'*

Hiei:..*drool* okay.

Tao: In your face Rex! HAHAHAHAHA!

Rex-

Rex: Hiei, I bought a shiny nice blade for you & my yami bought some kinky shit to use on him.

Hiei: *drooling more* sorry Kurama you know I like kinky!

Tao: Dammit! *sweatdrop*

Tao-

Kurama: but Hiei-kun *chibified eyes* don't you wanna play with me? *begins to get too sexy for his underwear*

Hiei: *drools* play now?

Kurama: yes, now and you can do the skirt thing.

Hiei: Hell yeah!

Tai: (SCORE!!! Kurama I'm gonna have to worship you more!)

Rex: (how come no one ever does that to me?)

Rex's yami's thoughts: I will.

Rex: (go away!)

Rex-

Rex: wait, my yami wants to get in a pink fluffy dress chained to the wall, and have a threesome with you and Kurama right now.

Hiei: damn this is just getting better abd better.

Tao-

Rex's Yami: I do not! you do!

Kurama: *in a skirt with nothing underneath* uh.kinda busy here.

Hiei: decisions, decisions.

The thing that I've been waiting for forever.

Noel Touched my ass!

Hehehehe I knew he was gay

Rex is gay MWAHAHAHA!!!