natural human reactions

Harry Potter muttered dark threats and looked menacing. "Eleven bloody years!"

Ginny Potter smiled and stood back to watch the fireworks. "They were meant for each other."

James Potter was incensed when he caught the god brother admiring his sister's backside. "You filthy pervert!"

Albus Potter studied up on hexes affecting private areas. "Would this one cause him more pain? Or this one?"

Ron Weasley was confused about the entire situation. "Which niece? I thought he was dating Victoire."

Hermione Weasley bought her husband up to speed with the events. "Victoire and Teddy broke up last month, when Lily pushed her in the pond, remember?"

Rose Weasley scowled and handed over ten Galleons to Roxanne. "You won't be so lucky next time."

Hugo Weasley wondered if he should stop James and Albus, but decided not to. "Nah, I can't be bothered."

George Weasley bought Lily a bottle of the finest Firewhisky money could buy. "Good on you for giving Victoire her comeuppance."

Angelina Weasley chastised her husband, but allowed Lily free access to the bowels of Honeydukes. "Don't tell my boss I let you do this."

Roxanne Weasley gleefully accepted her money. "I've won the be-het, I've won the be-het!"

Percy Weasley lectured on how the relationship was wrong. "The age gap is too large, he's only just left Victoire after seven years and she's not mature enough for love."

Audrey Weasley cut off his lectures with her take on the situation. "Oh, shut up, darling. When it's love, it's love."

Molly Weasley II told her sister her argument for the couple. "There were thirteen years between his parents."

Lucy Weasley agreed. "They can't argue with logic like that."

Charlie Weasley wondered if they'd want a pet dragon. "We just got some very tame baby Welsh Greens in. You can have one for free, favourite niece."

Bill Weasley got sick of comforting his daughter. "George, want to go to the pub this evening?"

Fleur Weasley was secretly glad Victoire had broken up with him. "He was never good enough for you, darling."

Victoire Weasley cried and screamed and complained. "How could he?"

Dominique Weasley grinned and sent the couple a letter filled with good wishes. "Victoire cries more than she yells at me these days!"

Louis Weasley was sad he'd never get a brother-in-law so nice. "But I don't blame you, mate. Our Vicky's hard to cope with day-in, day-out."

Molly Weasley I started planning the wedding. "Do you think Victoire will want to be there?"

Arthur Weasley was just as confused as his youngest son. "I don't really understand why he broke up with Victoire and is already with another girl."

Andromeda Tonks didn't think she was good enough for him. "However, she is better than Victoire."

Muriel Prewett was her usual self. "He's got strange hair and she's too young for him. Bad posture, too."

And Fred Weasley II just found the whole thing incredibly amusing. "Nicely done, mate. Didn't think anyone could turn our Lily-bell into a pile of mushy, lovey-dovey goo."

Don't ask where the inspiration came from, it just did. I hope you liked it either way :D

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