UP MY ALLEY

by ThreeHotPotatoes

What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.

1. Chapter 1

UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 1 ======================================================================================X

"Forgive me, Lucille." I move the leather tote to the back of my Geo Metro, freeing up the passenger seat. I wouldn't uproot my red pearl baby for just anyone, but Emmett assured me Rosalie's cousin is hot.

I crouch down by the side-view mirror and push my fingers through my hair. I smile wide and quickly check my teeth. All clear.

If the hair and teeth don't win her over, my favorite tee shirt will: an angry-looking bulldog with the words, "Only me, my woman, & the pro shop guy get to touch my balls!"

Poor girl's a goner.