Author Note: Apparently theres a New Prussian Empire. In other words, Prussia is a real nation now. You see, someone linked me to this microwiki .org .uk And I was told to just go there and type "New Prussian Empire" into the searchbar. And I did. Then died and came back to life with the inspiration to write this...


Diary of Awesome

April 14, 2011

Today.

Best.

Day.

Ever.

We all saw it coming, of course. The awesome Prussia can't stay dead forever. I'm too awesome!

Yep. I'm a nation again.

Of course, I'm a fucking micronation... No clue how that happened.

But I'll fix that. Soon I'll be the strongest, most awesome, nation ever. Just like before. And you know what. I'm gonna invade everyone's vital regions. Fuck yeah. Starting with Austria.

So I'm finally movin outta Mattie's house. Got my own one again.

This is just so awesome.

And today.

Today is the birth...

Of the New Prussian Empire.

- -The Awesome New Prussian Empire