How can the most mature of the four snore? For now you probably don't have the faintest freakin' idea. But, you'll probably get the gist once you here and summary and the disclaimer. Disclaimer always come first however, if you don't want to be screwed.

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Summary: A lump is curled up on the couch, and Hiei figures out who it is. When he does though, he is quite taken aback. NON YAOI, for once, but does contain tiny hints shonen ai. Contains mild language.

'oOo' means it has changed to another person's point-of-view.

A faint sound came from the living room down the hall. Straining my ears, I only heard Yusuke's deep breathing, and Kuwabara's loud snoring, puncturing the silence every few seconds. "Baka," I concluded. But then, I heard the faint, soft sound of someone snoring, (definitely not Kuwabara's snoring), for it was to soft, and simply sounded like the whispering of the wind. Still, I could distinguish someone's snoring from a simple wind in a tree, and this was no exception. Then, it hit me. It just couldn't be... for it... well, the situation wasn't right. "It's just plain... different," I finished awkwardly. Yet, there was no denying it. Kurama was snoring.

"Kurama is snoring?" I questioned myself. "But, that just can't be possible, he never-"

I stopped myself in my tracks as a faint snore floated from the redhead's mouth to my ear. It wasn't loud, rather, it was soothing to the ears. "Shuuu..." it went. Slowly, I turned my head towards the couch and saw an amusing sight.

The redhead was sprawled out on the couch lying half on his back, half on his side. A small book he had been reading was lying gently on his stomach, rising up and down. Up and down, as he breathed in and out, in and out. And to top it off, he was still wearing his school uniform, (magenta in colour with gold along the sides of a zipper), but it was wrinkled and most of the zipper had come undone, showing Kurama's bare, chest– "OH SHIT!" I yelled, blushing at the images in my head.

"Hiei?" came a drowsy reply. Defiantly 'oh shit'. "Ya," I said calmly, hoping he hadn't heard the comment. "Somethin' the matt'r?" he replied tiredly. "No chance," I thought mentally. "Just stepped on a fork," I replied nervously. No reply. "Kurama?"

Once again, the rheumatic snoring had started again, sending relief through my whole body. I looked down at the fox demon, noticing one hand was trying to reach a corner of a blanket that was twisted around his leg. Watching Kurama carefully, I quickly lifted his leg, ignoring the contact of skin, and grabbed the blanket from underneath him, and swiftly put it over top of him. He shifted slightly, and snuggled deeper into the side of the couch, while wrapping the blanket tightly around himself. Letting out a content sigh, he began snoring again, though a little louder this time, yet still soothingly. Smiling to myself, I turned to leave, but then a hand snaked around my leg, surprising me slightly. Cursing, I turned only to see a sleeping fox demon with his soft, pale, arm around my left leg. "Oh crap."

oOo

Fo some reason it seemed to quite, considering the fact that Kuwabara was rupturing the silence with his insanely loud snoring. Dying for some sleep, I threw an extra pillow lying around from last night's pillow fight at Kuwabara's face, causing the snoring to stop abruptly. Only to be replaced with a soft breathing. With a sigh of relief, I rolled over onto my back, staring at the ceiling, watching a fly buzz around drunkenly around in a circle. Watching it for a few seconds, I then realized that the door was open, for I could see the hall, littered with old socks and clothes. Grumbling, I began walking over towards the door, about to close it, when I noticed Hiei's door was open. I was about to close the door quietly, hoping to not disturb the fire demon's sleep, except there was no fire demon to disturb.

Puzzled, I suddenly realized I needed to use the toilet. Slowly, I closed the bathroom door, still puzzling where Hiei could be.

"OH CRAP!" I cursed. "THERE'S NO FREAKIN' TOILET PAPER!"