"Doitsu, Doitsu, help me, help me, help me,help me, help me, help me. I was getting ripe tomatoes for my pasta when France grabbed me from behind. Naturally I surrendered because he's bigger then me and is intimidating. Help me Doitsu, help me!"
This vas the fourth time this month Italy has called for my help to save him. It was getting annoying but vhat could I do, I love Italy. Though he is clumsy, unkempt and veak he belongs to me and nobody else.
"Japan I'm going to go save Italy, he got caught again."
"Okay good ruck"
"Thanks but I don't need it, it's only France, he's grown veak over the years I can handle him."
"Arright."
As i vas driving to France's house I vas thinking about all of the times I've gotten Italy out of trouble, and came to the conclussion that the Axis Powers need more training. Especially Italy. Vhat vould happen if I vasn't around anymore? He vould get bullied by the other countries, that's vhat vould happen. As i drove up France's drivevay I could hear yelling and quickly jumped out of my Audi R8 and ran up the front steps. Vhen i got to the front door it was locked and I had to kick it open.
"DOITSU, WATCH OUT FRANCE IS BEHIND YOU."
I quickly ducked and grabbed France's choice of veapon from his hand. It was a oddly shaped object made of vood and metal, vith the words
"En art comme en amour, l'instinct suffit. Whether it is art or love, your instinct will suffice. France."
engraved on it. And in the moment of my distraction France took advantage and I felt nothing but ice cold darkness.