One day, around noon, while frolicking through the fields, Kirby heard the sound of some kind of screech overhead. As he looked up, a gigantic bird-shaped shadow covered him, with a wing span even larger than the belly of great King DeDeDe. He decided to follow after it. As he started to pick up the pace, he saw a gigantic mountain in front of the sun's glare where the bird was heading. With confidence, Kiby puffed himself to the air.
Once he had puffed his way to the top, he was able to see it now. Oh, she was beautiful, her face so gorgeous, perfect body proportions. A shiny, warping exterior. He couldn't help but ask what her name was. "Who are you?" asked Kirby in a soft tone while blushing. The majestic creature turned its head. "Dynablade" it slowly responded. Kirby almost gasped when it spoke. Her voice was like a thousand angels calling out to him. The pink puff felt intense feelings running through his body, never has he come across something quite like this.
Dynablade laughed, "so do you have some kind of crush on me or something?" Kirby looked up. "Oh yeah," he announced without even thinking. It only took moments for him to realize what he just said. Mentally kicking himself in the balls, Dynablade asked, "so do you want to go somewhere to eat?" Kirby smiled. "Yeah, I would just LOVE to eat a girl out--- I mean take a girl out to eat." Dynablade looked around. "Well not to worry, I have enough food, we can eat here."
With that, they both sat down. Dynablade brought out a can of worms her chicks didn't want to eat. "You're okay with worms, right?" she questioned. "Totally," replied Kirby, "I can eat anything." About half way through their meal, a lound noise could be heard in the distance. A huge shadow covered the two, even bigger than the one Dynablade casted over Kirby earler. It was the Halberd. Kirby juped to his feet. "Sorry babe, but I have business to take care of." Dynablade made eye contact. "Not without me." She winked. With that indication, Kirby jumped on her back and they soared off into the afternoon sky.