ME: Time to explore the one thing no one ever talks about in Halo...MREs.
"AWW, NO!"
"PLEASE, JUST STOP!"
"DON'T-AGH!"
The screams of the unfortunate Insurrectionist woman travelled throughout the ship. Those asleep woke up in a cold sweat, and even the most hardened veterans began to quake in fear.
Captain Osman, wearing her dark grey ONI uniform, noted she would have to get new underwear when she got off the Infinity.
Suddenly the cell door opened, and just as an ODST walked out the female terrorist screamed once again.
"ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK! JUST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!"
"Well goddamn," Osman remarked, "I've never seen an Innie break so fast. What did you guys do to her?"
"Oh, we just keep feeding her blended veggie omelette MREs until she squealed."
ME: Anyone got ideas for Chapter Nine for Justice? How was this story?
