disclaimer: I own nothing -sighs sadly-
(A/N: I'm sorry for cursing so much! I'm really trying to get the "essence" of Kanou XD
This could have been good..And longer...But its 4am...And i'm tierd, and I just want to finish this...)
Looking at yourself and not seeing yourself is a confusing thing. Especailly when you are Kanou. He didn't know how this happened, or who the hell did it, all he knew was it pissed him off. Pissing Kanou off is never a good idea, really. So kanou was going to find this person, whoever it was, and give them a piece of his FUCKING MIND. But first, of course, he had to change back into "Kanou."
Lets start from the beginning, shall we? Kanou woke up this morning...not Kanou. well...His soul was definatly Kanou, devilish and wicked through and through...But his body on the other hand...Was for once, small, blonde, undeniably cute, and erotic in everything it did. Yup, you read right, poor Kanou has somehow ended up in sweet little Ayase's body.
A few thoughts came to kanou's mind when he found this out. His first, of course was: "Masturbating in this body would be great...", but he pushed that away quickly, knowing he had to adress the problem first. His second thought was: "HOW THE HELL?" And his third and most important thought was: "Is Ayase in my body?"
With that thought, he raced to the bedroom as fast as his unussually short legs would carry him. Sure enough, there his body was, an adorable look on his face, sleeping oh-so-soundly. He had to fix this, quick. He shook Ayase(?), and put on the his best poker face, hoping he would relize who it was.
When Kanou saw himself wake, he seriously wanted to puke. A fluttering of his eyelashes, a soft moan, a wide opening of the eyes, and a high pitched scream. Kanou jumped, not expecting that type of reaction. He saw himself tremble, then touch his own cheeks. Another soft yelp was let out, and kanou almost gagged. He was a terrible uke! He attempted to glare (Which was fucking hard in that body, dammit!) And said in the deepest voice he could: "Someone switched us." Ayase nodded in response, and Kanou noticed that even that didn't look normal.
Kanou looked over to Ayase and noticed a certain glint in his eyes, and he knew something was up. "Whats wrong?" Kanou asked, still attempting to keep up the seme act. Ayase "smirked" (really, it was just kanou smiling) and moved closer to Kanou.
Millions of thoughts raced through Kanou's head at that moment, but the biggest was: "OH SHIT." He knew what he was in for...Payback for all that he did. For once, the almighty Kanou would be the once with a dick in his ass. He moved closer, grasping Kanou's wrist, and yanking him down on the bed. Kanou closed his eyes tightly, knowing he could do nothing else to stop this-
Then he woke up. He rolled over and groaned, opening his eyes to not himself, but Ayase! He chuckled, knowing the dream had gotten the best of him, and actually frightened his for once. He was drenched in a cold sweat.
As he scooted closer to Ayase, He thought about giving him a break, and letting him just sleep for once. Maybe the dream would teach him a lesson, and make him change his ways, become a better person, give donations to the needy and such...
But Kanou never takes dreams seriously.
(Fail ending is fail, sorry guys)