The Book of the Holy Ghost

by OtherW

The hit sequel to the Bible, The Book of the Holy Ghost is the true story of the Holy Ghost, the forgotten member of the Holy Trinity as he is banished to earth and eventually leads a rebellion against Heaven. *Don't read if offended easily*

1. Prologue

Prologue

So. Hey. I'm the Holy Ghost. Yeah, that Holy Ghost, if you recognize my name. The Holy Trinity Holy Ghost. I bet if you're Christian you've been living your life praying to God and Jesus, and completely forgetting about me. That's fine. Everyone forgets me. If you're not Christian, that's okay. You're not left out. I bet you've heard of God and Jesus, but hardly anything about me. Well, it's time for that to change. There's been a bit of a coup d'état up in Heaven. I just killed God. Now I'm God 2. It's time for me to tell my story, and all you humans will know who I am. Prepare to pray to your new God, b-yotches.

(Sorry, I'm feeling a little high on happy right now.)